CALL XENON!

Written by: zoz
From the game: Escape from the Observatory

small-tool

About Xenon being a Genius; can we do something with that? IMHO it's not enough that we just say something here in the comments. Maybe it's something you can do with that zoz. Perhaps something in your new Minoto-walkthrough?
25/7/10 21:27


zoz

thanks for the motivation @ small-tool!
I humbly submit for your enjoyment:

CALL XENON!
to the tune of Ghostbusters

If there's something strange
When you’re playin’ a game
Who ya gonna call?
CALL XENON!

If you don’t get it
But you just can’t quit
Who ya gonna call?
CALL XENON!

He ain't afraid of no games
Languages? They’re all the same

If you're feeling stuck
Ran clean out of luck
Who can ya call?
CALL XENON!

When you’re all tired out
And still can’t get Out!
Who ya gonna call?
CALL XENON!

He ain't afraid of no codes
Brain so full it might explode!

When your spanner fails
And you’re out of nails
Who ya gonna call?
CALL XENON!

When your higher math
Needs an epitaph
Who ya gonna call?
CALL XENON!

He ain't afraid of equations
They send him to a state of elation!

If you've had enough
Of this EsCape Stuff
Here’s a hint for you
CALL XENON!

When your little brain
Is cryin’ out in pain
I tell you what to do
CALL XENON!

Puzzles don’t scare him none
He solves ‘em all in his sleep
No mystery can’t be undone
No thinkin’ is ever too deep!

Don't get caught alone no no
CALL XENON!

Xenon will answer your call
And solve all your problems toute suite
He’ll even explain it all
In a way that’s tidy and neat

CALL XENON!
CALL XENON!
CALL XENON!

@Xenon, I bow to you! And I thank you for always being there when we call :oD
25/7/10 23:51