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What follows was found in a briefcase just outside a famous Hollywood Studio. These are notes for a presentation to the Studio Bosses about a proposed Blockbuster Movie.
Lion's Story, part 1
in which we see, for the first time, the use of a three digit code in Minoto-land!
The Cast:
All of our faves are back, including the Hula Dancing Green Kitteh, the SuperSneakySpyGuy, Santa, the Eskimo Penguin, Ferocious Lions, and Prince Rat. New to this story is CindeRatElla.
Story Synopsis:
Scene One
The story opens at the circus, with a crowd eagerly watching a trio of Lions, only one of which is caged (note: this will necessitate the use of extra Security and a closed set, but we feel it is essential to the story line).
In the foreground, behind the crowd, is Green Hula Kitteh (henceforth, GHK). GHK is shorter than the people in the crowd, being a Kitteh, and is apparently having some difficulty seeing the Lions.
On the right stands SuperSneakySpyGuy (henceforth, SSSG) looking as sinister as ever (although SSSG is normally featured in movies costarring Miami Mom, we believe it is time to cut the apron strings and let him stand on his own work).
Immediately in front of SSSG's table is a Soft Pillow, which we take as we
Cut to Scene Two
Here, Santa is in a room at a table bearing his Bag of Goodies. Also in the room is a bed, and chest with a stuck drawer, and a Pile Of Dirt on which is growing Fungus. (we have contacted Santa regarding this scene, and he is willing to appear in a room with Fungus with for a supplemental fee, which is being negotiated).
At this point, we put the Soft Pillow on the bed. Santa, clearly exhausted by his heavy work schedule, climbs into the bed for a nap, leaving his Bag of Goodies unguarded. Opening the bag, we find what appears to be a semi-automatic weapon, but is actually a Gun of the Toy. We take the Gun of the Toy. (stealing from Santa may be seen as trauma-provoking for small children, hence the PG-13 rating).
Scene Three
Eskimo Penguin sits stoically beside a desk and a cup of colored pencils. The desk only has one drawer; the top drawer slot is oddly empty.
There is a Dustpan on the desk, which we take.
We return to the Circus for Scene Four
It seems that the Mayor of Minoto-land has instituted a policy of Amnesty For Weapons, with SSSG serving as an Official Official. We give the Gun of the Toy to SSSG, who gives us the Secret Case in return.
Cut to the Desk/Eskimo Penguin room for Scene Five
We cleverly slide the Secret Case into the empty top drawer slot and press it all the way in, thus causing the bottom drawer to pop open, revealing a spray bottle containing a Strong Fungicide.
Return to Santa's room for Scene Six
We spray the Strong Fungicide on the Pile Of Dirt and Fungus in the corner ( Santa has asked for an additional salary supplement related to being in the room with a Strong Fungicide, but we are confident that we can bundle the Fungus and Fungicide into one package at a substantial savings to the Studio).
The Pile Of Dirt and Fungus disappears, leaving only a Screwdriver with a Pink Handle (we don't need to remind the Studio that an appearance by a Screwdriver substantially increases the box office draw of a picture, and the use of a Pink Handle guarantees an additional appeal to the female demographic, especially when abnormality is not found).
In Part 2, the remainder of the Found Notes will be presented.
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Lion's Story, part 2Scene Six
We now move right as far as we can go (bearing in mind that the Studio Bosses prefer to keep left at all times; again, we feel this move is essential to the story line and in now way gratuitous).
In this scene is a staircase leading to a high platform where Prince Rat stands by a beautiful Princess Rat who, in reality, is no Princess at all but is CindeRatElla.
We use the Screwdriver with the Pink Handle to remove a Long and Slender Bolt from the clock. This enables us to move the hands of the clock to Midnight .
Once the Midnight Hour has arrived, we tap CindeRatElla on the shoulder and tell her what time it is. Alarmed, she runs down the steps and away from Prince Rat, who is left standing, perplexed and alone, at the top of the stairs.
Scene Seven
As we run after CindeRatElla, we pass through the Desk/Eskimo Penguin room and notice a Shoes of the Glass hanging from a chain locked to the blue pencil.
We continue running, passing Santa still sleeping in his bed and come finally to the Circus, where we see CindeRatElla, a poor house Rat, sweeping in front of the Lion's cage (we're very excited about this scene, as it will require one continuous take by a moving camera set on a trolley as it passes through several rooms. This could clinch an Academy Award Nomination for Best Cinematography, in our opinion).
Approaching CindeRatElla, we are able to use the Dust Pan to collect Slip of Paper (Paper that was able to be taken from among garbage) On the paper are 3 numbers (6,1, and 3). (This is where we really break new ground in the Minoto franchise, adding the use of a three digit code to the story line!)
Part 3 still to come
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Lion's Story, part 3
Scene Eight
As we head back to the Desk/Eskimo Penguin room, we stop in Santa's bedroom and use the Long Slender Bolt and the Screwdriver to form a handle for the chest drawer. Inside the drawer is a Heating Pad (it is an indispensable tool for winter to obtain warmth).
Scene Nine
Back in the Desk/Eskimo Penguin room, we enter the three digit code into the lock and now have the Shoes of the Glass (it is a very small shoes).
We also give the Heating Pad to the Eskimo Penguin, who immediately throws off his coat and begins to sweat.
We also take the time to remove the Toride from the top drawer/briefcase and notice that it seems to be old for a moment.
Scene Ten
Moving to the staircase scene ( and this conjures the image of Gone With the Wind and pays homage to all the great movies of old), we give the Prince Rat the Shoes of the Glass, whereupon he hurries down the stairs to CindeRatElla, who is waiting for him there. They exit to the left.
Now, we take the Stairs where the Rat Prince was dancing with the princess
We can now place the Toride in the two holes where the stairs once were and lift a trap door to get a large hammer (it is strong).
Scene Eleven
Returning to the Circus, we give the Stairs to GHK, who rewards us with a breathtaking demonstration of his Hula skills and gives us a fan.
Scene Twelve
Hurrying back to the Eskimo Penguin, who is in danger of heat stroke, we fan him, knocking off the Sweat with the Salt Taste . Although the Penguin looks somewhat catatonic, we have done all we could for him so we hurry back to the Circus for
Scene Thirteen
Placing Sweat on the bars of the Lion's cage causes them to crack. Now it is just a matter of using the Hammer to knock the bars out completely, freeing the Lion to be with his Lion Friends (again, this will require extra Security. However, we have enlisted the services of an Expert Exotic Animal Handler who has done extensive work in the Film Industry and we feel confident that this Scene can be pulled off without injuries or casualties).
Fin
As the credits begin to roll, this statement appears:
Boss of lion that a man of suspicious, black clothes was restraining. Lion's companions are very pleased to be put out from the cage.
Lion End.
Only one Method.
And, Cue Music.
There won't be a dry eye in the house!
This is where the Found Notes end. Will we see this movie one day? Stay tuned!
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Full
Ellie´s Speech-through:
http://vozme.com/speech/en-fm/66/661682b4d89b0709a882983b2b141354.mp3ginger
11/6/10 19:36
ginger
Bo-ring walk-throughs... :-|
SOLUTION BELOW
Juuuust kiddddding lol
11/6/10 21:06
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IT'SOUR112THPHILIPPINEINDEPENDENCEDAYTHROUGH:
Take the pillow.Go right and put pillow on bed(good night Santa!)and open Santa's bag!Take gun(I think there was an agent who did lots of good deeds during the whole year but Santa forgot to give his present for almost 6 months!)and go left.Give gun to agent(told ya')and take his briefcase.Go right twice and use briefcase as a drawer(so you mean that briefcase was only used as a drawer!?lol wut!?).Close it and take fungicide on the other drawer and take the briefcase handle(that was awkward)and dustpan.Go left and use the fungicide on the fungi(DUH!Fungi means...2 or more fungus and cide means...to kill...AH YOU GET POINT!So fungicide means to kill 2 or more fungus!It can't kill one fungus only because if it can only kill one fungus,it should be called funguscide!LOL!)in Santa's room(hmm...fungi inside a bedroom...Santa is too busy making presents for 12 months so he forgot to put some decorations on his room).Take screwdriver(A SCREWDRIVER BEHIND FUNGI!?IS SANTA CRAZY OR WHAT!?Sorry Mr.Claus,Minoto made the game like that so don't blame me if I'm not on your nice list for 2010)and go right twice.Use screwdriver on the screw(do I even have to explain why?),take the outer covering of the clock and click on it 4x to make it noon.Click on the pink mouse and go back twice.Use screw on the drawer with no handle and use put screw in there.Use screwdriver to tighten it and click it again.Take heating pad(Santa lives in the North Pole and it's so cold there so he needs a heating pad due to the very low temperature)and go left.Zoom in on mouse and give her dustpan.Click on pieces of paper in your inventory that the mouse swept up,click ? and note the 3 numbers:6,1,3.Go right twice and give penguin the heating pad(there's no penguins in the North Pole because Penguins can only be seen in the South Pole and Antarctica is much colder than the North Pole).Put in the code 613 on the pencil and take the glass shoe.Go right and give the shoe to the mouse and take the stairs.Put the briefcase on the 2 holes.Open it and take hammer.Go back to the first area and give stairs to the green cat.Take the weird dancing cat's fan and go right twice.Give fan to the penguin.Take his sweat(...)and go left twice(STOP DANCING YOU UGLY CAT OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU!)and use sweat on the rusty cage bars.Use hammer to destroy it.AFTER THAT,USE THE HAMMER TO KILL THE STUPID ANNOYING CAT!!!!!Just kidding(although I wish I could do that)!
Boss of lion that a man of suspicious, black clothes was restraining. Lion's companions are very pleased to be put out from the cage.
Lion end only one method
SOME INDEPENDENT STUFF(lol!):
IT'S OUR 112TH PHILIPPINE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!! @Ellie,Nice WT and ST @rose,I completely disagree with you @zoz,is there an audition for your movie?If there is,I'll audition for SSSG!GUNS ARE AWESOME(can we make the toy gun look like a REAL gun?) @ginger*, >:(
12/6/10 07:25
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