Written by: zoz
Bread Girl 5: A Love Story, part 1
this is dedicated to all of those who are in love
A wine glass, how appropriate. Lovers drink wine and gaze into each other's eyes.
But this one is broken :( However, we find shards of glass. Something cracked and it appeared!
Now we have a wine glass fit for lovers. It is a high quality wineglass made from the hard work. Now we need wine. There were some grapes back there, maybe we can get wine from them.
Um, we actually get a table tennis ball. It is a light, resilient ball, though.
And when you're in love everything makes you happy, even a table tennis ball.
For entertainment, we can watch the monkey play table tennis with the guy with the bad comb-over! This will be fun! Oops! The table tennis ball became an egg, and the fly appeared from the egg that cracked.
Being young and happy and in love, we think this makes perfect sense!
And it makes perfect sense that the fly would alight in front of the lizard, who would try to eat him, but would miss. Instead, the lizard deposits flour that ferments temperately. There is no part in which abnormality is found! Because love is all around!
1/5/10 00:26
Bread Girl 5: A Love Story, part 2
There's a chef at the food shop. He could probably make something with this flour that ferments temperately. And, indeed, he does! He makes a circle of flour. The flour was punctured, much like the hearts of the two lovers when Cupid shot them with his arrow!
But the heart analogy ends here, because we're going to cook the flour circle in the boiling pit. It becomes a doughnut. It warmed it with the cooking stove and, unlike our lovers' hearts, it has hardened.
It has become so hardened, in fact, that it can serve as a wheel for a large airplane. This is important, because lovers who are separated by some distance must travel by air to be together. Thank goodness there is no volcanic ash! Now this plane is set to fly!
Behind the plane there hid a Jeep driven by a blue mouse wearing a jockey's hat. High durability and an excellent driving performance are demonstrated.
Such excellent driving performance, in fact, that when the Jeep hits a bad patch of mud and oil and whatnot, it turns that mess into Lime (white powder that was able to be made from limestone).
If we give that lime to the monkey, he can put it in his cart and wheel the cart along leaving a trail of lime. This is very important when the pH of your garden is not optimal. It is also very important when a key falls out of the cart with the lime. Why is this key so important? Let's clean off the powder that adheres, making it not possible to use the key. Then you'll see why the key is so important.
Simply clicking on the key cleans the powder away, leaving a usual key.
A Usual Key??? I think not! Because this key allows the Bread Girl to open the door so she can back through it and get on the large airplane on a beautiful, volcanic ash-free day! It is a good day, because she is going to see her True Love.
The key is broken - it has broken when using it to open the door. But this is a good thing! Because now the key looks like a large "S", and that stands for "Supermarket"! Give the key to the construction worker on the ladder and, yay, no more "Upermarket"!
Not only that, but Santa himself comes out of the store with a Special Present in his shopping cart: It's a Parachute! It bought it in the supermarket that had opened a store.
Why is this Parachute so Special? You see the large airplane is not scheduled to land where the Bread Girl's True Love resides. But True Love cannot be stopped. Bread Girl will find a way to be with her lover. She will take that Parachute and jump from the plane! She will glide gracefully down to the place where the boy waits for her.
The girl met under the tree. It was chambered. The door was opened with a key. It arrived at the appointed time. It was the arrival end. Only one method.
Because, you see, love cannot be stopped when it is meant to be. And lovers cannot be kept apart when they are meant to be together.
HAPPY END!
1/5/10 00:27
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Bread Girl 4
Written by: zoz
Sing Along Minoto 5
sung to the tune of "It's A Small World (After All)" from Disneyland
It's a world of laughter, Minoto's world.
It's a world of hopes for all boys and girls.
There's so much that is there
That it's time we're aware, it's Minoto's world
(Chorus)
It's Minoto's world, you know.
All the world loves Minoto.
Gamers flock to see the show,
In Minoto's world.
(Repeat Chorus between each Verse)
There's a skinny Sun and a Pirate, too
And a baby Elephant who is blue
There's a house burning down
Because Satan's in town
Oh, what shall we do?
There's a weight machine where the Sun can train
'Til he's big and strong and his muscles strain
Like someone we once knew
Schwarzenegger that's who!
Big Sun's back again.
There's a Panda eyeing a plate of food
A giant Apple and seven large nails, too
In the very next scene
Is a Shark being mean
To a Squid, boo hoo!
God is jumping up and down on the shore
And a Puppy sits placidly, what's more
The cliff is full of holes
Maybe put there by moles?
We must go explore.
Back on the first shore the new IronMan Sun
Pulls the child Elephant who weighs a ton
To dry land where he can
Go and visit the Pan-
da and have some fun.
When the Elephant lifts the apple's lid
There's a Cat who previously was hid
He is gyrating so well
That anyone could tell
He's a Hula kid
We can take the Hula hoop and give it
To God who is grateful because it fits
And His power is regained
And he zaps Satan's brain
In an awesome blitz
Now we have a fork that is black and we
Hand it to Panda eating spaghetti
He leaves ink sauce behind
So we take it and find
Ink makes big Shark flee
Now the pink Squid serves as a bridge for the
Pirate Penguin who hops delicately
To the orange treasure box
Which he deftly unlocks
Setting hammer free
Now bear with me please, 'cuz we're almost done
The nails and the hammer enable one
Little Puppy to get
A powerful mallet
Now we're having fun!
Make a board and transport it to the school
Where the Bread Girl sits, she's nobody's fool
We repair the window
So no breezes can blow
Away Bread Girl's tool
Her tool is a paper airplane, you see
And she throws it so an emergency
Landing takes place next door
And the Boy she adores
Reads the note with glee
(Chorus)
It's Minoto's world, you know.
All the world loves Minoto.
Gamers flock to see the show,
In Minoto's world.
24/4/10 17:39
Sing Along Minoto 5
sung to the tune of "It's A Small World (After All)" from Disneyland
It's a world of laughter, Minoto's world.
It's a world of hopes for all boys and girls.
There's so much that is there
That it's time we're aware, it's Minoto's world
(Chorus)
It's Minoto's world, you know.
All the world loves Minoto.
Gamers flock to see the show,
In Minoto's world.
(Repeat Chorus between each Verse)
There's a skinny Sun and a Pirate, too
And a baby Elephant who is blue
There's a house burning down
Because Satan's in town
Oh, what shall we do?
There's a weight machine where the Sun can train
'Til he's big and strong and his muscles strain
Like someone we once knew
Schwarzenegger that's who!
Big Sun's back again.
There's a Panda eyeing a plate of food
A giant Apple and seven large nails, too
In the very next scene
Is a Shark being mean
To a Squid, boo hoo!
God is jumping up and down on the shore
And a Puppy sits placidly, what's more
The cliff is full of holes
Maybe put there by moles?
We must go explore.
Back on the first shore the new IronMan Sun
Pulls the child Elephant who weighs a ton
To dry land where he can
Go and visit the Pan-
da and have some fun.
When the Elephant lifts the apple's lid
There's a Cat who previously was hid
He is gyrating so well
That anyone could tell
He's a Hula kid
We can take the Hula hoop and give it
To God who is grateful because it fits
And His power is regained
And he zaps Satan's brain
In an awesome blitz
Now we have a fork that is black and we
Hand it to Panda eating spaghetti
He leaves ink sauce behind
So we take it and find
Ink makes big Shark flee
Now the pink Squid serves as a bridge for the
Pirate Penguin who hops delicately
To the orange treasure box
Which he deftly unlocks
Setting hammer free
Now bear with me please, 'cuz we're almost done
The nails and the hammer enable one
Little Puppy to get
A powerful mallet
Now we're having fun!
Make a board and transport it to the school
Where the Bread Girl sits, she's nobody's fool
We repair the window
So no breezes can blow
Away Bread Girl's tool
Her tool is a paper airplane, you see
And she throws it so an emergency
Landing takes place next door
And the Boy she adores
Reads the note with glee
(Chorus)
It's Minoto's world, you know.
All the world loves Minoto.
Gamers flock to see the show,
In Minoto's world.
24/4/10 17:39
Cider Ale Room Escape
Written by: debra
A Little Bit Drunk Through
The first thing I see is a copier machine
Wow,Sakura has never put one of these before,
Maybe we are getting something completely different....Nah!
Click on the notebook and see it needs an eraser...again!
Turn light off and on...
Go right, click every where on the sofa looking for the blue key...darn it isn't there!
There is an umbrella under the sofa, though.
Click the plant and find a red key.
Ignore the box over the sofa...it does nothing.
Go right...find cup of cider ale. drink it...
Click left of yellow cabinet and find eraser.
Use red key, mmmm more cider, drink it, sooo thirsty!
Oh yeah, get that tool...nippers? yeah, that right...
Look for a place to use nippers and find the blue key...Funny! it wasn't there the first time was it???
Okay, right bottom of brown cabinet door for red ball? Ahhhh it is in the LEFT cabinet door!
Ha ha ha ...I must be getting a little tipsy...
So, what will be behind the blue key door?
More ale!!!!Yes!!!and a hammer, too...I'm supposed to be looking for my way out of here...
Go right...maybe that umbrella will get me that Teddy bear...I love teddy bears don't you?? Aw Crap! It fell on the floor ...where the heck is it???? Click left behind the tall cabinet and get the tail...er green ball.
Oh, look! another ale in front of TV. Sure, why not...I can have another...
Now is a great time for a puzzle, yes? It's a rhino...And a yellow key!!!Whoo Hoo!!!
Go right and use eraser...Up is down and down is up??? okay, Whatever!!!
That darn copier doesn't work! I think I'll just hit it with a hammer...Oh look!a blue ball?
ha ha ha ha ha... that isn't really funny...hehe
Must be the 4 glasses of ale....
Let's see...I have a yellow key... go right twice...get scissors and another glass of cider ale!!!! Drink ale ...what can I cut with the scissors???
a string holding the calendar...yeah, that's it...now what???
Around and around and around the room...
Turn out the light and then go around the room...yes? Oh, look! little squares with a circle on top...turn on light..where is a circle...ah ha! the clock is round!
Count...down2, right4, down3...click! the elusive yellow ball!!!!
I have to find the order..I click everything..the door has GRBY on it...let's try!
Put balls in TV...code is: down is up and up is down...I think I am dizzy or am I drunk?
I see a 7 ? 4 and 0...Is ? an 8 or a 5???
7840 doesn't work...7540...out! and stagger from this Sakura room once again...full of cider ale!!!Cheers! HIC!
23/4/10 19:13
A Little Bit Drunk Through
The first thing I see is a copier machine
Wow,Sakura has never put one of these before,
Maybe we are getting something completely different....Nah!
Click on the notebook and see it needs an eraser...again!
Turn light off and on...
Go right, click every where on the sofa looking for the blue key...darn it isn't there!
There is an umbrella under the sofa, though.
Click the plant and find a red key.
Ignore the box over the sofa...it does nothing.
Go right...find cup of cider ale. drink it...
Click left of yellow cabinet and find eraser.
Use red key, mmmm more cider, drink it, sooo thirsty!
Oh yeah, get that tool...nippers? yeah, that right...
Look for a place to use nippers and find the blue key...Funny! it wasn't there the first time was it???
Okay, right bottom of brown cabinet door for red ball? Ahhhh it is in the LEFT cabinet door!
Ha ha ha ...I must be getting a little tipsy...
So, what will be behind the blue key door?
More ale!!!!Yes!!!and a hammer, too...I'm supposed to be looking for my way out of here...
Go right...maybe that umbrella will get me that Teddy bear...I love teddy bears don't you?? Aw Crap! It fell on the floor ...where the heck is it???? Click left behind the tall cabinet and get the tail...er green ball.
Oh, look! another ale in front of TV. Sure, why not...I can have another...
Now is a great time for a puzzle, yes? It's a rhino...And a yellow key!!!Whoo Hoo!!!
Go right and use eraser...Up is down and down is up??? okay, Whatever!!!
That darn copier doesn't work! I think I'll just hit it with a hammer...Oh look!a blue ball?
ha ha ha ha ha... that isn't really funny...hehe
Must be the 4 glasses of ale....
Let's see...I have a yellow key... go right twice...get scissors and another glass of cider ale!!!! Drink ale ...what can I cut with the scissors???
a string holding the calendar...yeah, that's it...now what???
Around and around and around the room...
Turn out the light and then go around the room...yes? Oh, look! little squares with a circle on top...turn on light..where is a circle...ah ha! the clock is round!
Count...down2, right4, down3...click! the elusive yellow ball!!!!
I have to find the order..I click everything..the door has GRBY on it...let's try!
Put balls in TV...code is: down is up and up is down...I think I am dizzy or am I drunk?
I see a 7 ? 4 and 0...Is ? an 8 or a 5???
7840 doesn't work...7540...out! and stagger from this Sakura room once again...full of cider ale!!!Cheers! HIC!
23/4/10 19:13
Hidden Alphabets 2
Written by: small-tool
Not a challenge at all. Just look at the picture and click where you see the letters and 3 pictures and 3 minutes later you're finished.
23/4/10 14:08
Not a challenge at all. Just look at the picture and click where you see the letters and 3 pictures and 3 minutes later you're finished.
23/4/10 14:08
Halo Flower
Written by: zoz
SingAlong Minoto 4
sung to the tune of "Yesterday"
(with apologies to Paul McCartney)
(First Verse)
Yesterday
I was looking for a game to play
'Cuz I knew that it was Saturday
Minoto comes on Saturday
(Second Verse)
Suddenly
I woke calmly, though it was sleepy
A big light bulb hovered over me
Sunday brought Halo Flower to me!
(Chorus)
Kitty
In a shoe, what to do, it didn't say
Pink bag, space where the living thing can go be gay-ay-ay-ay
(Third Verse)
In the air
Is an elephant who's sleeping there
And a plane is flown by a Pink Hare
And no one's wearing underwear!
(Fourth Verse)
Give the shoe
to the elephant the bulb woke, too
He will stomp so hard it will scare you
And purple catfish is scared, too
Chorus
Catfish
Out of water, oh no, this will not do
Take it to the pink tub and he'll electrocu-uu-uu-ute
(Fifth Verse)
Satan's son
Who unites with a giant hot dog bun
That is really meant to load a gun -
A bullet for the toy Magnum
(Sixth Verse)
"Go ahead,
Make my day" a raspy voice said
So we shoot and liberate the head
of Satan's empire, now we're dead!
(Chorus)
Wait, though
Satan's son goes to see the cat enclosed
In the Pink Bag, this could be bad! But wait! Oh, no-oh-oh-ohz
(Seventh Verse)
It's OK
Field is cleared and vapors blown away
And the lion Sun can jump and play
And all the Blue Birds fly away
Eighth Verse
Then they go
To a place where only Minoto
Could imagine a scenario
Where bird's poop makes the flowers grow!
(Finale)
What would
All the games addicts do, we'd be so blue
If Minoto left us bereft of their sweet zoo!
18/4/10 15:43
SingAlong Minoto 4
sung to the tune of "Yesterday"
(with apologies to Paul McCartney)
(First Verse)
Yesterday
I was looking for a game to play
'Cuz I knew that it was Saturday
Minoto comes on Saturday
(Second Verse)
Suddenly
I woke calmly, though it was sleepy
A big light bulb hovered over me
Sunday brought Halo Flower to me!
(Chorus)
Kitty
In a shoe, what to do, it didn't say
Pink bag, space where the living thing can go be gay-ay-ay-ay
(Third Verse)
In the air
Is an elephant who's sleeping there
And a plane is flown by a Pink Hare
And no one's wearing underwear!
(Fourth Verse)
Give the shoe
to the elephant the bulb woke, too
He will stomp so hard it will scare you
And purple catfish is scared, too
Chorus
Catfish
Out of water, oh no, this will not do
Take it to the pink tub and he'll electrocu-uu-uu-ute
(Fifth Verse)
Satan's son
Who unites with a giant hot dog bun
That is really meant to load a gun -
A bullet for the toy Magnum
(Sixth Verse)
"Go ahead,
Make my day" a raspy voice said
So we shoot and liberate the head
of Satan's empire, now we're dead!
(Chorus)
Wait, though
Satan's son goes to see the cat enclosed
In the Pink Bag, this could be bad! But wait! Oh, no-oh-oh-ohz
(Seventh Verse)
It's OK
Field is cleared and vapors blown away
And the lion Sun can jump and play
And all the Blue Birds fly away
Eighth Verse
Then they go
To a place where only Minoto
Could imagine a scenario
Where bird's poop makes the flowers grow!
(Finale)
What would
All the games addicts do, we'd be so blue
If Minoto left us bereft of their sweet zoo!
18/4/10 15:43
Classic Escape
Written by: zoz
One of Those Days Through
Woke up, rolled over and picked up the magic square from the floor between the wall and the bed.
Sat up and took the fish net I always keep above the headboard.
And the screwdriver attachment that I always sleep with from between the pillows. I really like screwdrivers.
Yawned. Scratched my head. Stumbled over to the Modigliani and placed the magic square over it.
Modigliani no more, it's now a paint by numbers abstract!
Good thing I can see colors. And read tiny roman numerals.
Shuffle over to the drawers on the wall and turn the knobs different colors (all of my drawers turn colors when I touch them. Not my knickers, just my regular drawers).
Looks like Purple, Dusty Blue, Cyan, Olive Green, and Red/Orange (no primary colors for this artist!).
Somewhere in my head, just behind my left ear, I hear Edgar (or was it Edward? or maybe Ellie? Anyway, starts with "E") whisper "1,7,5,9,3".
And so I click the knobs that many times, starting with the left.
The left drawer pops open (the others have their own codes, it seems) and I pick up the screwdriver handle.
What I really need right now is a toothbrush, but I'll take the SD handle. I put the screwdriver attachment in the handle, but it falls out.
Is this going to be one of those days?
Go over to tv to watch the news, but there's no remote. Probably in one of those other drawers. But behind the tv is a rubber hose (disguised as a coax cable).
Staggering around the room, I see the cutest little kitty. With a ball of yarn she won't let me have. Pet her anyway 'cuz she's cute.
Ok, gotta find that toothbrush. So I look in the bedside cabinet and there's a magnet, but no toothbrush.
But beside the cabinet is a trash can that is clean and empty. And there's a water faucet next to it. Maybe I can brush my teeth? But I don't want water all over the nice wooden floor (and what the heck is a water faucet doing in the bedroom anyway?)
So I attach the rubber hose and fill the trash can with water.
Since the trash can is clean, maybe I can wash my face in the wat...
what? A fish is swimming in the water. Back and forth and back and forth. Mesmerizing. But not appropriate for washing my face.
I bet the cute kitty would like a fish. I'll use my fish net to get it.
The cute kitty does, indeed, like a fish. And gives me a ball of yarn in gratitude. Not being a cat, I restrain myself from playing with the yarn. Instead, I tie the yarn to the magnet.
Time to open the floor safe. I use the clever code I thought of: 0000.
No one will ever try that!
I take the grey key from inside the safe and use it on the box on the floor beside the fishy trash can.
I take the glue. I always keep my glue well secured. I don't want anyone using my glue for frivolous purposes.
I think I'll use the glue on the screwdriver handle so the attachment will stay attached. So I do, and it does.
Now I can unscrew the rug that is screwed to the floor. Kind of a screwy way to keep the rug from sliding around (ha, ha. I just woke up, ok, so don't expect witty repartee from me).
Then I can use the magnet/string combo to fetch the room key so I can finally go brush my teeth and make some coffee.
(Already fed the cat.)
So I go to brush my teeth and find myself locked in the bathroom.
Yes, it is going to be one of those days, it seems.
17/4/10 16:37
One of Those Days Through
Woke up, rolled over and picked up the magic square from the floor between the wall and the bed.
Sat up and took the fish net I always keep above the headboard.
And the screwdriver attachment that I always sleep with from between the pillows. I really like screwdrivers.
Yawned. Scratched my head. Stumbled over to the Modigliani and placed the magic square over it.
Modigliani no more, it's now a paint by numbers abstract!
Good thing I can see colors. And read tiny roman numerals.
Shuffle over to the drawers on the wall and turn the knobs different colors (all of my drawers turn colors when I touch them. Not my knickers, just my regular drawers).
Looks like Purple, Dusty Blue, Cyan, Olive Green, and Red/Orange (no primary colors for this artist!).
Somewhere in my head, just behind my left ear, I hear Edgar (or was it Edward? or maybe Ellie? Anyway, starts with "E") whisper "1,7,5,9,3".
And so I click the knobs that many times, starting with the left.
The left drawer pops open (the others have their own codes, it seems) and I pick up the screwdriver handle.
What I really need right now is a toothbrush, but I'll take the SD handle. I put the screwdriver attachment in the handle, but it falls out.
Is this going to be one of those days?
Go over to tv to watch the news, but there's no remote. Probably in one of those other drawers. But behind the tv is a rubber hose (disguised as a coax cable).
Staggering around the room, I see the cutest little kitty. With a ball of yarn she won't let me have. Pet her anyway 'cuz she's cute.
Ok, gotta find that toothbrush. So I look in the bedside cabinet and there's a magnet, but no toothbrush.
But beside the cabinet is a trash can that is clean and empty. And there's a water faucet next to it. Maybe I can brush my teeth? But I don't want water all over the nice wooden floor (and what the heck is a water faucet doing in the bedroom anyway?)
So I attach the rubber hose and fill the trash can with water.
Since the trash can is clean, maybe I can wash my face in the wat...
what? A fish is swimming in the water. Back and forth and back and forth. Mesmerizing. But not appropriate for washing my face.
I bet the cute kitty would like a fish. I'll use my fish net to get it.
The cute kitty does, indeed, like a fish. And gives me a ball of yarn in gratitude. Not being a cat, I restrain myself from playing with the yarn. Instead, I tie the yarn to the magnet.
Time to open the floor safe. I use the clever code I thought of: 0000.
No one will ever try that!
I take the grey key from inside the safe and use it on the box on the floor beside the fishy trash can.
I take the glue. I always keep my glue well secured. I don't want anyone using my glue for frivolous purposes.
I think I'll use the glue on the screwdriver handle so the attachment will stay attached. So I do, and it does.
Now I can unscrew the rug that is screwed to the floor. Kind of a screwy way to keep the rug from sliding around (ha, ha. I just woke up, ok, so don't expect witty repartee from me).
Then I can use the magnet/string combo to fetch the room key so I can finally go brush my teeth and make some coffee.
(Already fed the cat.)
So I go to brush my teeth and find myself locked in the bathroom.
Yes, it is going to be one of those days, it seems.
17/4/10 16:37
Cherry Blossoms
Written by: zoz
Sing Along Minoto 3
to tune of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
(ok @ Irish, you asked for it, so here goes!!!)
[1st verse]
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene
I said, "You look like someone I've seen, I think you are the one
From Minoto Escape games I've played"
She said, "I am the one from Minoto Escape games you've played"
[2nd verse]
She told me, "Just call me Billie Jean", as she caused a scene
By having coffee with creep, not cream, and then donning a hat-
A Katyusya worn as a crown
And a pig flew a kite
In the air as he stood on the ground
[Bridge]
People always told me to check the anxious place
Don't go around giving raccoons clothes
And Mother always told me to wash your hands and face
And be careful when you blow green potatoes out your nose
[Chorus]
Billie Jean is from Minoto
She's just a girl who runs with bread in her mouth
And is gorgeous in her mind
Her deejay is a mouse
Who makes diamonds as he grinds
[3rd verse]
The elephant is a fireman who ran to the site
Where a gorilla stood KingKong-like and bananas were found
In a tree, with some birds all around
They perplexed us, it's true, all those birds who did not make a sound
[4th verse]
And our sweet princess called Billie Jean left the altar scene
There was a monkey who climbed a tree, maybe he was the one
Who caused Princess B.J. to leave town
I guess we'll never know, but the Panda drinks tea that fell down
[Bridge]
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around stealing young girls' bread
The Secret Service agents may find you if you do
And make you eat sad meals, or send Mother after you!
[Chorus]
Everybody loves Minoto
It's just a game we like to play 'cause it's fun
Yes Minoto is the one
[Repeat ad infinitum]
10/4/10 20:28
Sing Along Minoto 3
to tune of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
(ok @ Irish, you asked for it, so here goes!!!)
[1st verse]
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene
I said, "You look like someone I've seen, I think you are the one
From Minoto Escape games I've played"
She said, "I am the one from Minoto Escape games you've played"
[2nd verse]
She told me, "Just call me Billie Jean", as she caused a scene
By having coffee with creep, not cream, and then donning a hat-
A Katyusya worn as a crown
And a pig flew a kite
In the air as he stood on the ground
[Bridge]
People always told me to check the anxious place
Don't go around giving raccoons clothes
And Mother always told me to wash your hands and face
And be careful when you blow green potatoes out your nose
[Chorus]
Billie Jean is from Minoto
She's just a girl who runs with bread in her mouth
And is gorgeous in her mind
Her deejay is a mouse
Who makes diamonds as he grinds
[3rd verse]
The elephant is a fireman who ran to the site
Where a gorilla stood KingKong-like and bananas were found
In a tree, with some birds all around
They perplexed us, it's true, all those birds who did not make a sound
[4th verse]
And our sweet princess called Billie Jean left the altar scene
There was a monkey who climbed a tree, maybe he was the one
Who caused Princess B.J. to leave town
I guess we'll never know, but the Panda drinks tea that fell down
[Bridge]
People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around stealing young girls' bread
The Secret Service agents may find you if you do
And make you eat sad meals, or send Mother after you!
[Chorus]
Everybody loves Minoto
It's just a game we like to play 'cause it's fun
Yes Minoto is the one
[Repeat ad infinitum]
10/4/10 20:28
Bread Girl 3
Written by: zoz
Sing Along Minoto 2
to the tune of the Sound of Music song "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things"
Rabbits in spaceships and foxes with mittens
Babies who shrewdly drink cat's milk like kittens
Seeds of the mystery planted in Spring
These are a few of my favorite things
Keys that are usual, Pins that are boring,
Tape of cohesiveness, knife used for coring
Apple that grows on a tree that gives string,
These are a few of my favorite things
Dandelions seeds adhered by fairy's power,
Bald men who take wigs from girls in tall towers,
Fishing pole with carrots tied on with string,
These are a few of my favorite things
When my life seems
Fraught with drama
And I'm feeling sad
I simply remember Minoto exists,
And then I don't feel so bad
4/4/10 05:50
Eniguma
Written by: irishenigma
Stuck on a code?... Sleep on it!
irishenigma
my poor brain is fried...maybe I just need a rest but I can't, for the life of me, figure out the door code... *crying and gnashing of teeth*!! the numbers I have left on the phone are 1,3,4,5,7 and my equation is: B+3=C, D+2=A, E
@ellie...you wrote such a fantastic wt, but that door code is driving me nuts!!!! i feel so stupid....!!!! i thought B=4 *4+3=7*?? then i plugged 3 in second equation for *D=3+2=5* and finally E=1... *looking around the room for something to shoot*...yikes! and of course all numbers will change if i can't escape before i exit the game...lol!!!! just hand me a bottle of Petron and let me wallow... i digress...47351 isn't opening the bloody door...help?
6/4/10 07:24
irishenigma
OMG...OMG...OMG!!!!! *hits self up side the head* I figured out the equation...duh!!!! I can't believe how simple it was...haha!!!
@ellie...read your instructions again and a lightning bold suddenly hit me...I had all the correct numbers last night but I wasn't placing them in the order of *A,B,C...etc* can I blame it on being really tired and trying to be logical at a very late hour? lol!!!!!! thank you again ... in my lucid moments i'm not too bad....rofl!!!!!
7/4/10 00:49
Ellie
Oh irish! I'm so sorry that I didn't see your cry for help yesterday :(
I'm very happy though that you totally on your own managed to find out about the Great Mysteries of the ABCDE :)!!
Of course you can blame your little misshappening on anything you want (feel free to blame it on the walkthrough as well, I agree... I wasn't very clear in this matter lol).
You did great on solving the equations btw :D!!
7/4/10 01:21
irishenigma
@ellie...actually, your explanation for the door code was great :D my brain just got stuck in neutral and i wasn't realizing the obvious...lol! just one of those days when i chant *i have a brain, and one of these days i'm going to have it installed* ;) thanks again for a great walkthrough...ironic...a game titled eniguma and irishenigma experiences temporary loss of IQ points....rofl!!!!!
A BEDTIME DITTY:
Once upon a time there lived a young *well...for purposes of this story anyway* girl who loved to play escape games...she enjoyed the subtle nuances, notes in languages that can only be read by a few select people and taking walks while feeling the attemperation only to constantly get locked in various places, some of which have doubtful points. One evening she stumbled into a game with the intriguing little title Eniguma and began to search for keys and screwdrivers...the usual escape gamer tools. All was progressing wonderfully...she found several codes and was able to correctly open various places...she even deduced certain aspects of this interesting game which served to boost her confidence immensely...and then disaster... a mathematical equation reared its evil little head and suddenly, the young girl lost significant grey matter, floundered horribly and began an embarrasing downward spiral. Not even a brilliant walkthrough, which explained exactly how to arrive at the final door code penetrated her addled cerebral cortex. Well...to shorten a silly story...the next day dawned and the young girl, determined to play the game again, finally redeemed herself by solving the final code that the walkthrough explained so thoroughly the night before...!
7/4/10 03:41
kitkatfox
lol Irish. I haven't played this game yet, but I had to read your story. Too funny!!!!
so to summarize -- when stuck with a game code, sleep on it!
lololololololololololol
going in now to get lost in the math
10/4/10 05:29
Stuck on a code?... Sleep on it!
irishenigma
my poor brain is fried...maybe I just need a rest but I can't, for the life of me, figure out the door code... *crying and gnashing of teeth*!! the numbers I have left on the phone are 1,3,4,5,7 and my equation is: B+3=C, D+2=A, E
@ellie...you wrote such a fantastic wt, but that door code is driving me nuts!!!! i feel so stupid....!!!! i thought B=4 *4+3=7*?? then i plugged 3 in second equation for *D=3+2=5* and finally E=1... *looking around the room for something to shoot*...yikes! and of course all numbers will change if i can't escape before i exit the game...lol!!!! just hand me a bottle of Petron and let me wallow... i digress...47351 isn't opening the bloody door...help?
6/4/10 07:24
irishenigma
OMG...OMG...OMG!!!!! *hits self up side the head* I figured out the equation...duh!!!! I can't believe how simple it was...haha!!!
@ellie...read your instructions again and a lightning bold suddenly hit me...I had all the correct numbers last night but I wasn't placing them in the order of *A,B,C...etc* can I blame it on being really tired and trying to be logical at a very late hour? lol!!!!!! thank you again ... in my lucid moments i'm not too bad....rofl!!!!!
7/4/10 00:49
Ellie
Oh irish! I'm so sorry that I didn't see your cry for help yesterday :(
I'm very happy though that you totally on your own managed to find out about the Great Mysteries of the ABCDE :)!!
Of course you can blame your little misshappening on anything you want (feel free to blame it on the walkthrough as well, I agree... I wasn't very clear in this matter lol).
You did great on solving the equations btw :D!!
7/4/10 01:21
irishenigma
@ellie...actually, your explanation for the door code was great :D my brain just got stuck in neutral and i wasn't realizing the obvious...lol! just one of those days when i chant *i have a brain, and one of these days i'm going to have it installed* ;) thanks again for a great walkthrough...ironic...a game titled eniguma and irishenigma experiences temporary loss of IQ points....rofl!!!!!
A BEDTIME DITTY:
Once upon a time there lived a young *well...for purposes of this story anyway* girl who loved to play escape games...she enjoyed the subtle nuances, notes in languages that can only be read by a few select people and taking walks while feeling the attemperation only to constantly get locked in various places, some of which have doubtful points. One evening she stumbled into a game with the intriguing little title Eniguma and began to search for keys and screwdrivers...the usual escape gamer tools. All was progressing wonderfully...she found several codes and was able to correctly open various places...she even deduced certain aspects of this interesting game which served to boost her confidence immensely...and then disaster... a mathematical equation reared its evil little head and suddenly, the young girl lost significant grey matter, floundered horribly and began an embarrasing downward spiral. Not even a brilliant walkthrough, which explained exactly how to arrive at the final door code penetrated her addled cerebral cortex. Well...to shorten a silly story...the next day dawned and the young girl, determined to play the game again, finally redeemed herself by solving the final code that the walkthrough explained so thoroughly the night before...!
7/4/10 03:41
kitkatfox
lol Irish. I haven't played this game yet, but I had to read your story. Too funny!!!!
so to summarize -- when stuck with a game code, sleep on it!
lololololololololololol
going in now to get lost in the math
10/4/10 05:29
Escape Game Rule #1
Written by: zoz
From Melonsoda Juice Room Escape, by Sakura
Escape Game Rule #1 anyone who posts "where is the ___" followed by "nevermind, got it" risks being bludgeoned with a spanner, burnt with a lighter, stabbed with a screwdriver and forever held captive in whatever it was they were trying to escape from! (we'll forgive you one time if you're new to posting :o)
2/4/10 22:35
From Melonsoda Juice Room Escape, by Sakura
Escape Game Rule #1 anyone who posts "where is the ___" followed by "nevermind, got it" risks being bludgeoned with a spanner, burnt with a lighter, stabbed with a screwdriver and forever held captive in whatever it was they were trying to escape from! (we'll forgive you one time if you're new to posting :o)
2/4/10 22:35
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
DozenGames House Escape
Written by: irishenigma
@kitkat...rofl...thank you for the thorough walkthrough....haha!!! I am going to document my fumbling in this game that, eventually, led me to the conclusion and escape....ROFL!!!!!! I am still laughing *after the frustration of course*...lol I don't think I've been this gob smacked in a longgggg time...hahahaha!!!!! Enjoy my ramblings ;)
THE OFFICIAL BUMBLING FUMBLE-THROUGH-PART One:
Upon first glance...this is a room that is non-confrontational and appears to be one that will prove so easy a caveman could do it... Well, without further ado, let us set to the task of figuring out the solution that will lead to an open door and an *attaboy/girl*
Let's see...there is a desk with a computer, a locked door *duh* and to the right of the door, a green knob which will eventually require the correct three digits...well alright, but I just got started so I think I will go in the general direction of the computer. I don't see any indication of a code but I do see the piano with the number *1973* on it...that might be useful later on so being the meticulous gamer that I am, I jot this down on my trusty *gamer notes to help me remember what i'll probably forget if the game is too long* pad of paper .... deep breath..whew!
Not to be deterred, I proceed to walk to my left...*I would have turned to the right but apparently the creator decided this would be a one-way trip*.
To my excitement, I spot a green basket by the bed and take a peek....YES!!! I have found a green board which, in close up view, gives a glaring clue which can only mean *CODE...CODE* for something! It is a mathematical equation with various shapes ... the correct order shows it to be: pentagon + triangle + rectangle + circle = ?? Next task is to locate those shapes...sounds really easy so far doesn't it?
Stumbling around along with some luck, I locate the shapes. The pentagon suddenly appeared in my inventory after clicking all over the bed, but to be precise, the left side finally gave up its treasure...pftt!! Well, onward and... Well, onward anyway! After some investigation by the window, with particular emphasis on the pot holding the plant, I found the triangle toward the back, just above the dirt. Maybe I'm not floundering as horribly as I thought...oh wait...too soon to feel confident *little do I know what lies ahead*!
Alright, back to hunting the final two shapes...turning left again I notice a mirror/vanity table ... something has to be lurking here so in I go! Oh happy day...just below the dresser, about baseboard level on the left, hides the rectangle. Of course, I clicked all over and just *happened* to notice that it showed up in my inventory. Okay...so it isn't a scientific method but I found it :)
As I continue to look to the left, I see an object attached from the ceiling. *it turns out to be a projector* I also notice a table with a computer *of course this one requires a 4-digit code* so I snoop around...
Being suspicious of escape games and aware of their usual tricks...I decide to find out what that projector might have on it...well, looks as though I've found the cable that I will need to attach to the computer on the table. Still thinking of escaper tricks, I zoom in on the computer and think the cable should just attach itself....but NO...why should anything be THAT simple?! I eventually discover that the cable won't attach itself in the close-up view, but instead, requires the view furthest from any reasonable deduction...bloody escape games! Embarrassing note: I would still be trying to forcibly attach this *cable* if Ellie hadn't bailed me out...*sigh*
3/4/10 03:35
THE OFFICIAL BUMBLING FUMBLE-THROUGH – PART Deux:
Well...now that that hurdle has been overcome, I just need to discover the whereabouts of the circle and I will have my complete mathematical solution! As it turns out, the circle is in the zoomed view of the broom! At this point I decide to bring the green board up in close-up view and plug in each shape in its proper spot...well how easy is this! All I have to do is add 1000+330+5070+1100 and ..... *drumroll* ... 7500 is one of the codes!
Okay...back to the computer on the table...by process of elimination *with only two choices it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which code works...lol* But I digress...the only 4-digit number visible in the room was the *1973* on the piano so let's enter that in the computer and ..... a message states that the computer is *playing*...not only that, but if you look at the projector screen a 3-digit number appears ... *393*...well, I think that door will open for me shortly...ahem!
Alright, this is where things being to go a bit awry...grrr! I am looking at a CD/DVD player which requires a *what else*... 4-digit code. So...the result of that math exercise has to go here. I enter *7500* and to my glee, a green light appears in the top left corner....okay, getting closer to opening that door... *haha!*
Here is where the situation becomes quite embarrassing...I sit and stare at the pretty green light I just activated and wonder...I have heard rumours that a disc is in this vicinity but after clicking on both computers and even ... ahem.... the projector, no disc is in sight. Quite by accident, I stumble onto the fact that if I would just click on the pretty green light, I would, at last, have the elusive disc!!!
Now that the aforementioned business is completed, I will now attend to the task of getting out of this horrid room! Zoom in...don't zoom in....sheesh! Alright...now I discover *I won't tell how long I thought about this step...* that all I need to do is zoom in on the computer by the door, insert the disc, and watch a huge *Z* appear.
Oh for crying out loud...now what! A simple screwdriver/key/battering ram would have done the trick but torture me further why don't you you evil game creators! Time to use the phone with the adjustable keypad...should be simple...right? Right??
I'll gloss over the gory details and state that, had it not been for Daz *you are my hero today*, I would have been plugging in a black *Z* and wondering why the lights weren't turning green! So Daz...I owe you big time :)
Meanwhile...back in the evil room, I entered a *Z* on the phone, using the white keys, then set to work on the 3-digit code dial. Why should the last puzzle be easy...so, again...saved by Tosca, I set the 3rd digit to *3*, the middle digit to *1*, and the first digit to *4* ... through trial and error, by turning the 1st and 3rd dials to advance the number of the middle dial, the number finally reached *393*, the light turned green, I backed up and clicked the door, and went screaming out into the night...
The definition of insanity is following the same formula over and over but expecting a different result!!!! Aw well...some days are just like that....lolol!!!!!!
3/4/10 03:36
@kitkat...rofl...thank you for the thorough walkthrough....haha!!! I am going to document my fumbling in this game that, eventually, led me to the conclusion and escape....ROFL!!!!!! I am still laughing *after the frustration of course*...lol I don't think I've been this gob smacked in a longgggg time...hahahaha!!!!! Enjoy my ramblings ;)
THE OFFICIAL BUMBLING FUMBLE-THROUGH-PART One:
Upon first glance...this is a room that is non-confrontational and appears to be one that will prove so easy a caveman could do it... Well, without further ado, let us set to the task of figuring out the solution that will lead to an open door and an *attaboy/girl*
Let's see...there is a desk with a computer, a locked door *duh* and to the right of the door, a green knob which will eventually require the correct three digits...well alright, but I just got started so I think I will go in the general direction of the computer. I don't see any indication of a code but I do see the piano with the number *1973* on it...that might be useful later on so being the meticulous gamer that I am, I jot this down on my trusty *gamer notes to help me remember what i'll probably forget if the game is too long* pad of paper .... deep breath..whew!
Not to be deterred, I proceed to walk to my left...*I would have turned to the right but apparently the creator decided this would be a one-way trip*.
To my excitement, I spot a green basket by the bed and take a peek....YES!!! I have found a green board which, in close up view, gives a glaring clue which can only mean *CODE...CODE* for something! It is a mathematical equation with various shapes ... the correct order shows it to be: pentagon + triangle + rectangle + circle = ?? Next task is to locate those shapes...sounds really easy so far doesn't it?
Stumbling around along with some luck, I locate the shapes. The pentagon suddenly appeared in my inventory after clicking all over the bed, but to be precise, the left side finally gave up its treasure...pftt!! Well, onward and... Well, onward anyway! After some investigation by the window, with particular emphasis on the pot holding the plant, I found the triangle toward the back, just above the dirt. Maybe I'm not floundering as horribly as I thought...oh wait...too soon to feel confident *little do I know what lies ahead*!
Alright, back to hunting the final two shapes...turning left again I notice a mirror/vanity table ... something has to be lurking here so in I go! Oh happy day...just below the dresser, about baseboard level on the left, hides the rectangle. Of course, I clicked all over and just *happened* to notice that it showed up in my inventory. Okay...so it isn't a scientific method but I found it :)
As I continue to look to the left, I see an object attached from the ceiling. *it turns out to be a projector* I also notice a table with a computer *of course this one requires a 4-digit code* so I snoop around...
Being suspicious of escape games and aware of their usual tricks...I decide to find out what that projector might have on it...well, looks as though I've found the cable that I will need to attach to the computer on the table. Still thinking of escaper tricks, I zoom in on the computer and think the cable should just attach itself....but NO...why should anything be THAT simple?! I eventually discover that the cable won't attach itself in the close-up view, but instead, requires the view furthest from any reasonable deduction...bloody escape games! Embarrassing note: I would still be trying to forcibly attach this *cable* if Ellie hadn't bailed me out...*sigh*
3/4/10 03:35
THE OFFICIAL BUMBLING FUMBLE-THROUGH – PART Deux:
Well...now that that hurdle has been overcome, I just need to discover the whereabouts of the circle and I will have my complete mathematical solution! As it turns out, the circle is in the zoomed view of the broom! At this point I decide to bring the green board up in close-up view and plug in each shape in its proper spot...well how easy is this! All I have to do is add 1000+330+5070+1100 and ..... *drumroll* ... 7500 is one of the codes!
Okay...back to the computer on the table...by process of elimination *with only two choices it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which code works...lol* But I digress...the only 4-digit number visible in the room was the *1973* on the piano so let's enter that in the computer and ..... a message states that the computer is *playing*...not only that, but if you look at the projector screen a 3-digit number appears ... *393*...well, I think that door will open for me shortly...ahem!
Alright, this is where things being to go a bit awry...grrr! I am looking at a CD/DVD player which requires a *what else*... 4-digit code. So...the result of that math exercise has to go here. I enter *7500* and to my glee, a green light appears in the top left corner....okay, getting closer to opening that door... *haha!*
Here is where the situation becomes quite embarrassing...I sit and stare at the pretty green light I just activated and wonder...I have heard rumours that a disc is in this vicinity but after clicking on both computers and even ... ahem.... the projector, no disc is in sight. Quite by accident, I stumble onto the fact that if I would just click on the pretty green light, I would, at last, have the elusive disc!!!
Now that the aforementioned business is completed, I will now attend to the task of getting out of this horrid room! Zoom in...don't zoom in....sheesh! Alright...now I discover *I won't tell how long I thought about this step...* that all I need to do is zoom in on the computer by the door, insert the disc, and watch a huge *Z* appear.
Oh for crying out loud...now what! A simple screwdriver/key/battering ram would have done the trick but torture me further why don't you you evil game creators! Time to use the phone with the adjustable keypad...should be simple...right? Right??
I'll gloss over the gory details and state that, had it not been for Daz *you are my hero today*, I would have been plugging in a black *Z* and wondering why the lights weren't turning green! So Daz...I owe you big time :)
Meanwhile...back in the evil room, I entered a *Z* on the phone, using the white keys, then set to work on the 3-digit code dial. Why should the last puzzle be easy...so, again...saved by Tosca, I set the 3rd digit to *3*, the middle digit to *1*, and the first digit to *4* ... through trial and error, by turning the 1st and 3rd dials to advance the number of the middle dial, the number finally reached *393*, the light turned green, I backed up and clicked the door, and went screaming out into the night...
The definition of insanity is following the same formula over and over but expecting a different result!!!! Aw well...some days are just like that....lolol!!!!!!
3/4/10 03:36
SGM Series 1 - Escape Your Bedroom
Written by: Edgar, Ray and Martin :D
Edgar
SGM 1 ESCAPE THE BEDROOM / FOOL-THROUGH
1) Go out, congrats!
1/4/10 07:22
Ray
WALKTHROUGH:
turn left
click door
out!
1/4/10 07:27
Martin :D
No, this game deserves a full walkthrough.
Turn left.
Click door.
Click knob.
Out!
1/4/10 07:32
Edgar
lol @Martin
Now I'd like to see one of debra's the-way-I-played-this-game-Through!
1/4/10 07:58
Martin :D
I don't know how Debra would have done it but this is pretty much my game walkthrough.
Start, Start.
Mouse over rubbish bin and note it says "Why would a trashcan be useful...?" Click on it anyway. Click on it again and then around the top and bottom, just to make sure.
Give up on rubbish bin.
Click on table drawer to zoom in. Click on drawer to open. Click on and around the paper and the ball, you get nothing. Click faster but this time moving around the drawer as well. You get zip for your effort.
Give up on the drawer.
Click on the phone and notice a circular shape to the right of the phone, click on it. A broken key! This looks promising. Click to pick it up, can't. Click and hold to slide it, can't. Click on it faster to pick it up...niks, nada, nothing. C'mon, those empty spots in the inventory must be for something!
Give up on the key.
Click on the phone. Nothing happens. Click on the cord. Same. Click slowly on and around the phone. Click faster on and around the phone but now start moving further out. You get diddly squat. Stare at the screen and notice a thin yellow line up and to the right of the phone. Hmm, sneaky. Click on it to find it's...nothing. Try a few parting clicks on the key and the phone just to be certain.
Give up on the phone.
Click on the screen. The computer has power! Sweet. Failure to boot. Notice a hot spot near the word "HERE" click on it. Nothing happens, you are not surprised. Type "h" on your keyboard. Type "H" on your keyboard. Nothing happens, you are still not surprised. Feel silly for trying to type "h".
Give up on the computer.
Click underneath the table. Nope. Click near the leg, it just zooms in. Try again in different spots and legs. In, out, in, out, in, out...arrrrr. Maybe there's nothing under the damn table after all.
Give up on the table.
Turn right. Click on barred, locked window. You are not confident though as you don't even have a broken key. Nothing, you expect it now. Click behind the table and screen, there are no hot spots but try it anyway.
Give up on the window.
Click on "Item Chest". Note glass and ya-gi-oh card. Neither of which you can't, surpise, surprise, pick up. Left eye starts to twitch. Google ya-gi-oh and find it's a Yu-Gi-Oh! card. Cool, I didn't know that. Go back to the game. You have an inspired moment and hit the "Tab" key! Yesssss. Go back over all you where you have been and you get...niets, neitt, nüscht...nothing.
Give up on the chest.
Turn right. A bed and a mystery box. Things are looking up at last. Click on the bed. Click on the box. What did it just call me? The guy is spelling mystery as mistery and he calls me a dumbass! Flip the bird at your screen and click on the pillow. Nothing. Click wildly around the bed to get more nothingness.
Give up on the bed.
Turn right. Click on the bed end. It just goes to the bed view. Look for hot spots around the bed end. Click around spots where there are no hot spots because now you are getting desperate and running out of walls. Click on door. Click on the knob. Out. Stare blankly at the screen. Let your gaze wander to the desk calendar...Thursday 1 April. Let half a smile cross your lips and face-plant the keyboard. Vow, that from now on, you are going to start by turning left!
1/4/10 11:46
Edgar
SGM 1 ESCAPE THE BEDROOM / FOOL-THROUGH
1) Go out, congrats!
1/4/10 07:22
Ray
WALKTHROUGH:
turn left
click door
out!
1/4/10 07:27
Martin :D
No, this game deserves a full walkthrough.
Turn left.
Click door.
Click knob.
Out!
1/4/10 07:32
Edgar
lol @Martin
Now I'd like to see one of debra's the-way-I-played-this-game-Through!
1/4/10 07:58
Martin :D
I don't know how Debra would have done it but this is pretty much my game walkthrough.
Start, Start.
Mouse over rubbish bin and note it says "Why would a trashcan be useful...?" Click on it anyway. Click on it again and then around the top and bottom, just to make sure.
Give up on rubbish bin.
Click on table drawer to zoom in. Click on drawer to open. Click on and around the paper and the ball, you get nothing. Click faster but this time moving around the drawer as well. You get zip for your effort.
Give up on the drawer.
Click on the phone and notice a circular shape to the right of the phone, click on it. A broken key! This looks promising. Click to pick it up, can't. Click and hold to slide it, can't. Click on it faster to pick it up...niks, nada, nothing. C'mon, those empty spots in the inventory must be for something!
Give up on the key.
Click on the phone. Nothing happens. Click on the cord. Same. Click slowly on and around the phone. Click faster on and around the phone but now start moving further out. You get diddly squat. Stare at the screen and notice a thin yellow line up and to the right of the phone. Hmm, sneaky. Click on it to find it's...nothing. Try a few parting clicks on the key and the phone just to be certain.
Give up on the phone.
Click on the screen. The computer has power! Sweet. Failure to boot. Notice a hot spot near the word "HERE" click on it. Nothing happens, you are not surprised. Type "h" on your keyboard. Type "H" on your keyboard. Nothing happens, you are still not surprised. Feel silly for trying to type "h".
Give up on the computer.
Click underneath the table. Nope. Click near the leg, it just zooms in. Try again in different spots and legs. In, out, in, out, in, out...arrrrr. Maybe there's nothing under the damn table after all.
Give up on the table.
Turn right. Click on barred, locked window. You are not confident though as you don't even have a broken key. Nothing, you expect it now. Click behind the table and screen, there are no hot spots but try it anyway.
Give up on the window.
Click on "Item Chest". Note glass and ya-gi-oh card. Neither of which you can't, surpise, surprise, pick up. Left eye starts to twitch. Google ya-gi-oh and find it's a Yu-Gi-Oh! card. Cool, I didn't know that. Go back to the game. You have an inspired moment and hit the "Tab" key! Yesssss. Go back over all you where you have been and you get...niets, neitt, nüscht...nothing.
Give up on the chest.
Turn right. A bed and a mystery box. Things are looking up at last. Click on the bed. Click on the box. What did it just call me? The guy is spelling mystery as mistery and he calls me a dumbass! Flip the bird at your screen and click on the pillow. Nothing. Click wildly around the bed to get more nothingness.
Give up on the bed.
Turn right. Click on the bed end. It just goes to the bed view. Look for hot spots around the bed end. Click around spots where there are no hot spots because now you are getting desperate and running out of walls. Click on door. Click on the knob. Out. Stare blankly at the screen. Let your gaze wander to the desk calendar...Thursday 1 April. Let half a smile cross your lips and face-plant the keyboard. Vow, that from now on, you are going to start by turning left!
1/4/10 11:46
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Bread Girl 2
Written by: zoz
Sing Along Minoto
to the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon
Imagine no Minoto
I know it's hard, but try
No weekend game to go to
Enough to make you cry
Imagine no sweet raccoons
Washing all the clothes
And no potatoes from the nose
(Chorus)
You may think it's just playing
But it's more than just a game
Minoto has a way of saying
The truths than no others can explain
Imagine no Minoto -
a painful thing to do -
the foxes, squirrels and rabbits
would be put in the zoo
And balding sushi makers
Dressed in Freudian slips
Would all be eclipsed
(Chorus)
You may think it's just playing
But it's more than just a game
Minoto has a way of saying
The truths than no others can explain
The bread that has the warm warm
Would now be just plain bread
The lovely Pin of Boring,
A bowling pin instead
Imagine no swans dancing
No monkeys riding bikes
No ants taking hikes
(Coda)
You may think it's just silly
But it's more than just a game
Without Minoto, I mean really,
Our lives would ne-eh-eh-ever be the same!
28/3/10 16:30
Sing Along Minoto
to the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon
Imagine no Minoto
I know it's hard, but try
No weekend game to go to
Enough to make you cry
Imagine no sweet raccoons
Washing all the clothes
And no potatoes from the nose
(Chorus)
You may think it's just playing
But it's more than just a game
Minoto has a way of saying
The truths than no others can explain
Imagine no Minoto -
a painful thing to do -
the foxes, squirrels and rabbits
would be put in the zoo
And balding sushi makers
Dressed in Freudian slips
Would all be eclipsed
(Chorus)
You may think it's just playing
But it's more than just a game
Minoto has a way of saying
The truths than no others can explain
The bread that has the warm warm
Would now be just plain bread
The lovely Pin of Boring,
A bowling pin instead
Imagine no swans dancing
No monkeys riding bikes
No ants taking hikes
(Coda)
You may think it's just silly
But it's more than just a game
Without Minoto, I mean really,
Our lives would ne-eh-eh-ever be the same!
28/3/10 16:30
Sakura Suggestions
From the game: Strawberry Juice Room Escape
Written by: zoz
If you've played many of these games, here are things you know (and if you haven't played many of these games, here are things you need to know):
-- the book on the floor will contain a hint for solving the door code
-- an eraser will usually be necessary to reveal the hint in the book
-- the first scene to the right is where you'll find the blue key, most often (but not always!) wedged beside a cushion in the couch
-- there will usually be another item to find in the couch/blue key scene (for example, a hammer, eraser, etc.)
-- always look under the couch. For that matter, always look under, beside, and behind every piece of furniture.
-- the couch/blue key scene also often has a clue or puzzle on the wall
-- the next scene to the right will have a cabinet with three colored locks - red, blue, and yellow. You must find the matching colored keys for the locks.
-- unlocking the cabinet doors will always give you a piece/glass of whatever food item is the theme for the week.
-- in order to get a "Perfect End", you must find five of the food items. In addition to the three found in the cabinets with colored locks, there is usually one visible in the color/cabinet scene, and another in the next (last) scene.
-- the red key is usually behind a piece of furniture, often in the last scene
-- the last scene also will have a puzzle box with a picture on it that must be solved before it can be opened.
-- the puzzle box always contains the yellow key
-- the television screen contains round slots to place the four colored balls in order.
-- once the balls are in place, four grids will show a clue for the four numbers of the door code.
those are the constants in every Sakura game. Here are some common variations:
-- the colored balls may be found
*hanging from a string (you'll need scissors)
*behind something that must be smashed (you'll need a hammer)
*behind a something that is screwed down (you'll need a screwdriver)
*in a wall safe (you'll need a clue to open it)
-- hints, such as the color order for the balls or the clue to open the wall safe, may be found
*painted or sketched on the under side of furniture
*on something that must be wiped clean
*beneath a tile on the floor or behind a piece of the wall
*on a blank canvas (after you find a paintbrush and a beaker of ink)
-- if you see a light switch next to the door, you will need to turn the lights out and go around the room to find at least one essential item or clue
i'm sure there are things i've forgotten, but these are the main features that show up every week. Knowing these will give you a head start, but the game will usually still be a challenge
Good luck and Have Fun!
26/3/10 18:05
Peke
@zoz
True, so True.
Excellent hints. Next, maybe an addendum on how to break codes?
(Rotate/switch/swap/negative/mirror etc)
Nah, just kidding about addy :)
26/3/10 20:49
zoz
@Peke
How to Solve Sakura Codes
Beg, Steal, or Cheat!
27/3/10 00:34
Written by: zoz
If you've played many of these games, here are things you know (and if you haven't played many of these games, here are things you need to know):
-- the book on the floor will contain a hint for solving the door code
-- an eraser will usually be necessary to reveal the hint in the book
-- the first scene to the right is where you'll find the blue key, most often (but not always!) wedged beside a cushion in the couch
-- there will usually be another item to find in the couch/blue key scene (for example, a hammer, eraser, etc.)
-- always look under the couch. For that matter, always look under, beside, and behind every piece of furniture.
-- the couch/blue key scene also often has a clue or puzzle on the wall
-- the next scene to the right will have a cabinet with three colored locks - red, blue, and yellow. You must find the matching colored keys for the locks.
-- unlocking the cabinet doors will always give you a piece/glass of whatever food item is the theme for the week.
-- in order to get a "Perfect End", you must find five of the food items. In addition to the three found in the cabinets with colored locks, there is usually one visible in the color/cabinet scene, and another in the next (last) scene.
-- the red key is usually behind a piece of furniture, often in the last scene
-- the last scene also will have a puzzle box with a picture on it that must be solved before it can be opened.
-- the puzzle box always contains the yellow key
-- the television screen contains round slots to place the four colored balls in order.
-- once the balls are in place, four grids will show a clue for the four numbers of the door code.
those are the constants in every Sakura game. Here are some common variations:
-- the colored balls may be found
*hanging from a string (you'll need scissors)
*behind something that must be smashed (you'll need a hammer)
*behind a something that is screwed down (you'll need a screwdriver)
*in a wall safe (you'll need a clue to open it)
-- hints, such as the color order for the balls or the clue to open the wall safe, may be found
*painted or sketched on the under side of furniture
*on something that must be wiped clean
*beneath a tile on the floor or behind a piece of the wall
*on a blank canvas (after you find a paintbrush and a beaker of ink)
-- if you see a light switch next to the door, you will need to turn the lights out and go around the room to find at least one essential item or clue
i'm sure there are things i've forgotten, but these are the main features that show up every week. Knowing these will give you a head start, but the game will usually still be a challenge
Good luck and Have Fun!
26/3/10 18:05
Peke
@zoz
True, so True.
Excellent hints. Next, maybe an addendum on how to break codes?
(Rotate/switch/swap/negative/mirror etc)
Nah, just kidding about addy :)
26/3/10 20:49
zoz
@Peke
How to Solve Sakura Codes
Beg, Steal, or Cheat!
27/3/10 00:34
Escape to the Spa
Written by: debra
As I play-through
Love tesshi-e and that stylin' jazz piano
Click fan,see code box to right,click bottom of fan and get a SPADE KEY (they are all about the keys here)see a cable of some sort but can't get it.
Grooving on that music...(I really do like it)
Click all the lockers...only the ones with numbers on them open. find a green coin and the one with 30 on it has a slot or an "I" in back
click a window? to the right and it has a peephole or something...below are tiles that light up but don't know the order yet.
move right and click sinks...why so many? Oh, Yeah,,,I am in a spa...I find a stepstool, and use key on another to find a ...what the heck IS that pink thing?...moving on...
How do I get behind the sinks? Oh, stupid me, it is a mirror...clicking on table to no avail...click the door...Oh! it is open...I am outside...I am inside...go to door again...I am outside again...click...back inside ...again... I do this a few more times to make sure I don't miss anything...Nothing here!
Going right now...click the plant (mother-in-law's tongue) I like that plant, don't you?
behind the planter is a remote in the window sill...what does it do I wonder...
Going right ...a lot of baskets to check out...
some are empty, some have roman numerals...got a cap and a tartan framed something or other...
I can't look at top shelf...maybe the stool? ...no, not here...
Soooo, I have been all around the room and all I have is 7 items and room for 7 more...I am doing a lousy job here ...but it is oh, so mellow...not the least bit anxious with the gentle background tinkling of the ivories...
What was I doing, now? Oh, that's right...gotta find a place to use these things and find more things...
Looking for clues...looking for clues...how do I get under that table?...looking for anything...Augh! Nothing!
Time to see what everybody else is doing...
I know, it feels like cheating, but it is the only way I am going to get out of here!!!!
Oh, Pooh! Why didn't I think of putting the stool in front of that outside door, I was in and out enough!!!thanks @annaby!
Well that wasn't a peephole at all, it is hard to tell perspective in these virtual rooms...now I have a light...that does what?
The baskets with #'s are in the four corners of shelf...maybe that is the clue? click the corresponding corners and #'s , all combos...am I even close? Nothing!...back to hints...
Ooh! I am brainstorming...the carousel gives the #'ed plates for opening the rest of the lockers!!!! Yeah!!! Thanks @ad absurdum!
Maybe I should've read at least a couple of hints before I started...those were only the first ones! Let's open some lockers!!!!
I got lucky with a 10 and a 16...this is going to take ages...maybe I'll peek again at the clues...somebody must have done it already and I am starting to get tired of this music...
Are you kidding me????? I tried to use 7 for the key that @ad absurdum told us about... didn't work! So it is up to me to open these other lockers at ramdom???? Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Okay! I found the star and square and opened the plug safe and plugged in the fan...progress, again! Not...I can't find the freaking switch...Am I supposed to turn it on???
Back to the lockers...3 to go...nvm do something else before I go mad...
Got the fan on...with remote? why didn't I think of that? TY @konstantina! OMG! Konstantina! You figured out the lockers!!!
Here I go...All lockers open now!!!
Where did that balloon go? So, now I can put the stool on the table and get the balloon!
See why they call it Mother-in-law's tongue???
The sharp plant popped my balloon!
Got key ... opened plate next to door...another code???
Got door code from tartan thing that I put over bulb...was that some elaborate lamp or what???
Soooo tired! Can't put water in cap...got to get out of this room ...now...
Maybe one day I will come back for Happy end...Bye for now!!!!!
23/3/10 16:14
As I play-through
Love tesshi-e and that stylin' jazz piano
Click fan,see code box to right,click bottom of fan and get a SPADE KEY (they are all about the keys here)see a cable of some sort but can't get it.
Grooving on that music...(I really do like it)
Click all the lockers...only the ones with numbers on them open. find a green coin and the one with 30 on it has a slot or an "I" in back
click a window? to the right and it has a peephole or something...below are tiles that light up but don't know the order yet.
move right and click sinks...why so many? Oh, Yeah,,,I am in a spa...I find a stepstool, and use key on another to find a ...what the heck IS that pink thing?...moving on...
How do I get behind the sinks? Oh, stupid me, it is a mirror...clicking on table to no avail...click the door...Oh! it is open...I am outside...I am inside...go to door again...I am outside again...click...back inside ...again... I do this a few more times to make sure I don't miss anything...Nothing here!
Going right now...click the plant (mother-in-law's tongue) I like that plant, don't you?
behind the planter is a remote in the window sill...what does it do I wonder...
Going right ...a lot of baskets to check out...
some are empty, some have roman numerals...got a cap and a tartan framed something or other...
I can't look at top shelf...maybe the stool? ...no, not here...
Soooo, I have been all around the room and all I have is 7 items and room for 7 more...I am doing a lousy job here ...but it is oh, so mellow...not the least bit anxious with the gentle background tinkling of the ivories...
What was I doing, now? Oh, that's right...gotta find a place to use these things and find more things...
Looking for clues...looking for clues...how do I get under that table?...looking for anything...Augh! Nothing!
Time to see what everybody else is doing...
I know, it feels like cheating, but it is the only way I am going to get out of here!!!!
Oh, Pooh! Why didn't I think of putting the stool in front of that outside door, I was in and out enough!!!thanks @annaby!
Well that wasn't a peephole at all, it is hard to tell perspective in these virtual rooms...now I have a light...that does what?
The baskets with #'s are in the four corners of shelf...maybe that is the clue? click the corresponding corners and #'s , all combos...am I even close? Nothing!...back to hints...
Ooh! I am brainstorming...the carousel gives the #'ed plates for opening the rest of the lockers!!!! Yeah!!! Thanks @ad absurdum!
Maybe I should've read at least a couple of hints before I started...those were only the first ones! Let's open some lockers!!!!
I got lucky with a 10 and a 16...this is going to take ages...maybe I'll peek again at the clues...somebody must have done it already and I am starting to get tired of this music...
Are you kidding me????? I tried to use 7 for the key that @ad absurdum told us about... didn't work! So it is up to me to open these other lockers at ramdom???? Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Okay! I found the star and square and opened the plug safe and plugged in the fan...progress, again! Not...I can't find the freaking switch...Am I supposed to turn it on???
Back to the lockers...3 to go...nvm do something else before I go mad...
Got the fan on...with remote? why didn't I think of that? TY @konstantina! OMG! Konstantina! You figured out the lockers!!!
Here I go...All lockers open now!!!
Where did that balloon go? So, now I can put the stool on the table and get the balloon!
See why they call it Mother-in-law's tongue???
The sharp plant popped my balloon!
Got key ... opened plate next to door...another code???
Got door code from tartan thing that I put over bulb...was that some elaborate lamp or what???
Soooo tired! Can't put water in cap...got to get out of this room ...now...
Maybe one day I will come back for Happy end...Bye for now!!!!!
23/3/10 16:14
Bread Girl
Written by: zoz
Minoto Disturb Through
well, O.M.G., it's about time! I mean if you can't depend on Minoto on a Saturday, what hope is there for any normalcy?
having gotten that off my chest, so to speak, let me just warn everyone that Minoto seems to be plunging further into the depths of psychological pathology with every episode, imho.
To Wit:
-- we begin with a "bread girl" who is clearly suffering from an oral fixation of enormous magnitude.
--next we get a magnetic card, the description of which is "there are signs used. there are tiny holes." Freud, anyone?
--moving along, we enter a dentist's office. Aside from the obvious implications for Sado-Masochism inherent in the profession, there is a shovel in the office! Good God, could the game makers be more explicit? The presence of the cd player is clearly meant to sooth nervousness - or, perhaps to lull the patient into a false sense of security???
--leaving the Little Shop of Horrors, we find ourselves in a Safari Park, where we encounter a Yeti (Bigfoot) character with a runny nose seemingly surrounded by Easter Eggs (rites of fertility? bodily fluids?).
--also in this scene is a green telephone that takes our "holy" magnetic card, and an animal that is so steeped in denial that it
1. does not realize that it is in dire need of dental work, and
2. thinks that those Uber-long nails are somehow sexy.
Frightening as the thought may be,we move to the next scene, where we find a woman at a vegetable stand. But not just any woman at a vegetable stand, no this woman is a clear representation of the domineering mother - right down to the "M" on her matronly smock. the sunglasses and headband label her as an aging hippie, but the bodyguard on the edge of the screen hints at something much more sinister. Beware.
--returning to the first scene (the one with little Miss Oral Fixation) we can use the shovel in the field to dig up a "Secret case. It was buried in the soil. It is a secret case." A secret case holding secrets of long-suppressed events from childhood, perhaps? We can only wonder.
--a Secret Case clearly belongs in the hands of the Secret Service, so we will give the case to the guy guarding Mommy Dearest.
--Mr. Secret Agent Man takes the case into a nondescript factory building. We follow him and find an exotic animal in a cage. International smuggling ring, perhaps? Maybe the DVD in the briefcase will shed some light on things, even though it is a "disk that person on the blacklist's data entered". Sinister, indeed.
--since the Dastardly Dentist has a CD/DVD player, we can see what's on this blacklist DVD. OMG it sure looks alot like Mom, even though her eyes are blacked out. Not only that, but we get a tissue from her! although it ostensibly "obtained it from a suspicious child on the road", we know that child is Mother. After all, it is a known fact that every mother carries an abundant supply of tissues with her at all times. Often tucked into her sleeve.
--the long-suffering runny-nosed Yeti looks like he could use a tissue. But, gag me with a spoon! We give him the tissue and he blows his nose and out comes a Green Potato. I mean, Ewwww! "Because time has passed since it was put out from the soil, it is green". Oh, sure, like the time it spent in Yeti's nose has nothing to do with the color!
--let's put this green "potato" in the field and bury it at once. When we do, something grows. We dig it up and it seems to be "a lot of potatoes. It has grown up in the soil in the arid zone. It is a potato." It seems the girl with the Oral Fixation is surrounded by a zone of rare fertility.
--ok, we'll take the potatoes to the market, where Mom snatches them up immediately (don't ever get between Mom and ripe produce). Once she has the potatoes, she gives us the "free gift" from the greengrocer to occupy our time. This "free gift" is a nailclipper. What kind of mother gives her child a nailclipper to play with? The kind that wears those Jackie O sunglasses, apparently.
--Because we are caring individuals, even in the face of Extreme Pathology, we will give the nailclipper to the poor creature with the extravagant yet crippling fingernails. It is a Saber Tiger, and it is possible to move freely by clipping the fingernail. Liberation from bondage, it seems.
--This Saber Tiger looks like it may belong to the same species as the caged animal in the factory. When we take it there, it becomes so distraught that it attacks the cage. "The tiger bit the iron-barred window. Teeth have broken". Clearly, this Tiger is a mother who will go to any length to save her cub (unlike Miami Mom).
--But for now, Tiger Mother has a wicked toothache, so let's take her to the dentist (even though he's kind of scary, he's still the only dentist in town).
--Sure enough, Doc fixed the Tiger's teeth without even resorting to laughing gas (which is kind of a shame, actually) and she becomes a Saber Tiger whose "teeth were treated. In addition, it became strengthened teeth". Don't get in Mother Tiger's way now, or you'll be sorry!
--With her strengthened teeth, Mother Tiger bites cleanly through the iron bars of her cub's cage and it's a Mother and Son Reunion, that, coincidentally, releases a key (just a usual key).
--It may be just a "usual key", but try telling that to the little girl with the bread in her mouth when you unlock the gate to the fence that she was unable to climb over. (Releasing a captive damsel in distress; being a hero; there are soooo many implications here!)
--In her haste to escape the boredom of living in a very small town (only one house) the Bread Girl runs headlong into a boy who looks very much like her. A "cute meet" you might think. But this boy looks an awful lot like her brother. Just saying.
Anyway, A busy preparation in the morning was finished! Girl who went to school (with a piece of bread in her mouth, btw), it collided with the boy in the alley.
Draw your own conclusions. I, for one, find this all deeply disturbing.
21/3/10 08:56
Minoto Disturb Through
well, O.M.G., it's about time! I mean if you can't depend on Minoto on a Saturday, what hope is there for any normalcy?
having gotten that off my chest, so to speak, let me just warn everyone that Minoto seems to be plunging further into the depths of psychological pathology with every episode, imho.
To Wit:
-- we begin with a "bread girl" who is clearly suffering from an oral fixation of enormous magnitude.
--next we get a magnetic card, the description of which is "there are signs used. there are tiny holes." Freud, anyone?
--moving along, we enter a dentist's office. Aside from the obvious implications for Sado-Masochism inherent in the profession, there is a shovel in the office! Good God, could the game makers be more explicit? The presence of the cd player is clearly meant to sooth nervousness - or, perhaps to lull the patient into a false sense of security???
--leaving the Little Shop of Horrors, we find ourselves in a Safari Park, where we encounter a Yeti (Bigfoot) character with a runny nose seemingly surrounded by Easter Eggs (rites of fertility? bodily fluids?).
--also in this scene is a green telephone that takes our "holy" magnetic card, and an animal that is so steeped in denial that it
1. does not realize that it is in dire need of dental work, and
2. thinks that those Uber-long nails are somehow sexy.
Frightening as the thought may be,we move to the next scene, where we find a woman at a vegetable stand. But not just any woman at a vegetable stand, no this woman is a clear representation of the domineering mother - right down to the "M" on her matronly smock. the sunglasses and headband label her as an aging hippie, but the bodyguard on the edge of the screen hints at something much more sinister. Beware.
--returning to the first scene (the one with little Miss Oral Fixation) we can use the shovel in the field to dig up a "Secret case. It was buried in the soil. It is a secret case." A secret case holding secrets of long-suppressed events from childhood, perhaps? We can only wonder.
--a Secret Case clearly belongs in the hands of the Secret Service, so we will give the case to the guy guarding Mommy Dearest.
--Mr. Secret Agent Man takes the case into a nondescript factory building. We follow him and find an exotic animal in a cage. International smuggling ring, perhaps? Maybe the DVD in the briefcase will shed some light on things, even though it is a "disk that person on the blacklist's data entered". Sinister, indeed.
--since the Dastardly Dentist has a CD/DVD player, we can see what's on this blacklist DVD. OMG it sure looks alot like Mom, even though her eyes are blacked out. Not only that, but we get a tissue from her! although it ostensibly "obtained it from a suspicious child on the road", we know that child is Mother. After all, it is a known fact that every mother carries an abundant supply of tissues with her at all times. Often tucked into her sleeve.
--the long-suffering runny-nosed Yeti looks like he could use a tissue. But, gag me with a spoon! We give him the tissue and he blows his nose and out comes a Green Potato. I mean, Ewwww! "Because time has passed since it was put out from the soil, it is green". Oh, sure, like the time it spent in Yeti's nose has nothing to do with the color!
--let's put this green "potato" in the field and bury it at once. When we do, something grows. We dig it up and it seems to be "a lot of potatoes. It has grown up in the soil in the arid zone. It is a potato." It seems the girl with the Oral Fixation is surrounded by a zone of rare fertility.
--ok, we'll take the potatoes to the market, where Mom snatches them up immediately (don't ever get between Mom and ripe produce). Once she has the potatoes, she gives us the "free gift" from the greengrocer to occupy our time. This "free gift" is a nailclipper. What kind of mother gives her child a nailclipper to play with? The kind that wears those Jackie O sunglasses, apparently.
--Because we are caring individuals, even in the face of Extreme Pathology, we will give the nailclipper to the poor creature with the extravagant yet crippling fingernails. It is a Saber Tiger, and it is possible to move freely by clipping the fingernail. Liberation from bondage, it seems.
--This Saber Tiger looks like it may belong to the same species as the caged animal in the factory. When we take it there, it becomes so distraught that it attacks the cage. "The tiger bit the iron-barred window. Teeth have broken". Clearly, this Tiger is a mother who will go to any length to save her cub (unlike Miami Mom).
--But for now, Tiger Mother has a wicked toothache, so let's take her to the dentist (even though he's kind of scary, he's still the only dentist in town).
--Sure enough, Doc fixed the Tiger's teeth without even resorting to laughing gas (which is kind of a shame, actually) and she becomes a Saber Tiger whose "teeth were treated. In addition, it became strengthened teeth". Don't get in Mother Tiger's way now, or you'll be sorry!
--With her strengthened teeth, Mother Tiger bites cleanly through the iron bars of her cub's cage and it's a Mother and Son Reunion, that, coincidentally, releases a key (just a usual key).
--It may be just a "usual key", but try telling that to the little girl with the bread in her mouth when you unlock the gate to the fence that she was unable to climb over. (Releasing a captive damsel in distress; being a hero; there are soooo many implications here!)
--In her haste to escape the boredom of living in a very small town (only one house) the Bread Girl runs headlong into a boy who looks very much like her. A "cute meet" you might think. But this boy looks an awful lot like her brother. Just saying.
Anyway, A busy preparation in the morning was finished! Girl who went to school (with a piece of bread in her mouth, btw), it collided with the boy in the alley.
Draw your own conclusions. I, for one, find this all deeply disturbing.
21/3/10 08:56
Find the Dot - Game
Written by: zoz
I can't believe no one has posted a Walkthrough yet! This is a hard one, but I'll do my best. Here goes!
- find the red dot
- click on it
important information: pressing the tab key only highlights a rectangle in the middle of the screen. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the location of the red dot.
18/3/10 21:59
I can't believe no one has posted a Walkthrough yet! This is a hard one, but I'll do my best. Here goes!
- find the red dot
- click on it
important information: pressing the tab key only highlights a rectangle in the middle of the screen. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the location of the red dot.
18/3/10 21:59
Just Graduation 2
Written by: zoz, debra and irishenigma
zoz
I know I should keep quiet about this, but there are some things I really must say
1. Is our little genius now a Performance Artist (Suite with Frying Pan, perhaps)? Or, (and this seems more likely), is he just too stupid/lazy to figure out a way to get on the stage for his diploma? And, if he is, then shouldn't that preclude his getting said diploma?
3. And the seemingly pregnant snake... Oh Freud!!! You must be so sad to have missed this!
And all of that in just the first scene!
3. Scene two: If the sun's heat is enough to melt a cast iron frying pan, shouldn't we be eating cooked crab? Just wondering...
4. Scene three: O.M.G. Adam and Eve. O.M.G.
(and, btw, who knew they had a pet dog with a jaunty outfit and a moustache?)
5. Scene four: Why oh why does the raccoon always have to be the one who has to do the laundry? Is it because his name in some languages translates as "wash-bear"? Maybe, but I think there's more to it. Raccoon Discrimination is NOT nice!
6. A pink Vacuum Cleaner?
7. I just have to say, "thank goodness Adam took that apple and got some fig leaves!" I was so offended by the explicit depiction of Adam's and Eve's unclothed bodies!
8. A "Dirty Thing: It is dirty and doesn't understand what it is"
Regarding Freudian Interpretations, this is where I rest my case.
Just one more thing,
CONGRATULATIONS TO MINOTO ON YOUR 100TH GAME!!!
(ahem, sorry for yelling)
6/3/10 16:11
debra
I know we all miss SS so I will give it a try
To do this game justice and not to make you cry
A boy is running to and fro and just doesn't know where to go,
Let's pick up this cooking utensil that is used in the Campus Festival
To the right we see a spot that fits
And the bottom melts through by the sun's heat
Right again and again, Maybe this monkey will help
And the cooking utensil with hole blows a soap bubble and a starlike appears
So who would like a star and what could it do?
Go left to the dog and he jumps to break the floating box to reveal a cleaner that doesn't break down
Nothing to vacuum, so who need suction? Left twice to the Boa (isn't there one in every auditorium?)And suck out the "apple that has failed though tried to be swallowed"
And now who wants an apple, go right twice to see
a boy and a girl who have just discovered their nudity...
We are "left" with an apple that man has eaten and a candle it becomes, lit by the sun, and gives a dirty thing who doesn't understand what it is
Right twice to the raccoon who is looking for something to wash...Oh, joy a usual key is revealed, Now just what is locked?
Left again and again and we free the captured sun..once right, place it in the sky
The wise boy and girl drop their fresh fig leaves due to the heat
Right, flying man needs new leaves and flying higher, gives you a box, his name is Tengu
Left twice, a crab helps to open the box which a pleased Tengu has given a set
So let's view the Hinamatsuri and remove the folding screen
Go left to the graduation scene and relieve this poor frantic boy
Give to him the folding screen and up he will climb!
What is he holding? The 100th game!
Thank You Minoto! for the continued entertainment!
6/3/10 16:35
irishenigma
ROFL!!!! I love Minoto but this game in her/his series was especially funny... ;)
Dedicated to ALL Walkthrough LifeSavers :D
SILLY SUMMARY aka WALKTHROUGH aka ...: *hehe*
PART ONE
It was a day like any other. I was mucking about when suddenly, I found myself standing in the middle of a graduation ceremony...that was strange enough, but the poor confused lad ...*graduate-to-be* (?) couldn't stop running to and fro, and suddenly waves of nausea descended upon me! blah!!!! I have officially arrived in the *Twilight Zone* and Rod Serling is calling to *what's his face* to find the darn stage already!!
Well, what the ... a frying pan on the floor! ... *don't try to make sense of why it is there in the first place*, just go with the flow! Hmmm...seems it is used in some kind of campus festival...haha! This should be interesting...lol! I'll *bite* (no pun intended...wait, what am I saying...haha!!!!!) Meanwhile, moving right along, I enter a room where the sun is locked up *what?*; I place the pan on top of the cage and *presto, chango*, the sun's heat melted the contents of my little pan, plus it now has a hole. This is getting better and better!!
Alright...what to do with the pan? Oh wait....is that a raccoon doing laundry over yonder? Why yes, it is...so, for no particular reason other than it just seems to make sense in my altered state, I hand the pan to the raccoon and a star from the soap bubbles appears. As for the pan...a mischievious monkey has taken possession of the pan and is gazing adoringly at his reflection! Hmmm...I think I will bop the dog on the head with the bubble-scrubbed star...hehe!! I am past the point of incredulity and observe, with amused interest, as a vacuum cleaner abra-cadabra's to the ground and into my inventory...the fine print states *it doesn't break down*
Now this is where I do a double take...back at the graduation ceremony a snake has slithered into the scene...AND, with a front row view and a suspicious *bump*! What...the sequel to *Snakes on a Plane* ????? Well, I have a vacuum and I'm not afraid to use it...I aim for that suspicious bump and deliver a failed apple only a snake could love ... EEECCKKK...someone PLEASE make that frenetic child stop with the running already!!!!!!!
Okay...we now digress toward the *wild side*...haha!!!!! I fed the *failed* apple to Adam and Eve *did someone say "set-up"* ... rofl!!!! Ohhhhh...what a buzz kill...our naked love children don last year's shrubs...and I am left with apple remains :(
Dejectedly, I trudge back to the room with the caged sun and put the apple in the cup on the table.
For reasons known only to the crab and the sun, Ms. Thing aka *Martha Stewart*, runs into the fireplace and up the ladder, leaving only a dirty thing that doesn't know what it is...oh good grief!
Well...if it is dirty, it can be washed so over to Ms. Racoon we go! Well...look! The dirty, confused thing is really a key!!! I think it is time to unlock the captured sun ...
After placing the sun back in the bright blue sky, it would appear a few unexpected items have been set free...hehe!!! Adam and Eve ripped off their shrubs and are standing in *full frontal* position...except...hmmm, looks like they have *strategically* crossed their legs...
Notice the leaf on the ground...run to the poor guy flapping his arms and give him the hand-me-down leaf...a short burst of energy allows him to *flap* up and knock the present out of the tree... *this just gets better and better...lolol!* Tengu had it, the crab opened it, I set gift at Hinamatsuri, swiped folding screen from pleased Tengu.....*deep breath*
FINALLY...with great ceremony, place the folding screen in front of the stage and breathe a sigh of relief as the poor uuber hyper, *direction-challenged* child walks on stage and receives a diploma!! You click on the diploma to see if it is actually real and you read these words "Thank you the 100th game". ????? You sneak several...ahem... *surprises* into his virgin punch and then go home, still wondering how he reached 100 games...lol!!!!!!!
I realize this Walkthrough/Story is a bit long and takes longer to read than actual game play...haha!!!! But, it is for your enjoyment, and dedicated to my great friends here at EG24 ;)
6/3/10 22:42
zoz
I know I should keep quiet about this, but there are some things I really must say
1. Is our little genius now a Performance Artist (Suite with Frying Pan, perhaps)? Or, (and this seems more likely), is he just too stupid/lazy to figure out a way to get on the stage for his diploma? And, if he is, then shouldn't that preclude his getting said diploma?
3. And the seemingly pregnant snake... Oh Freud!!! You must be so sad to have missed this!
And all of that in just the first scene!
3. Scene two: If the sun's heat is enough to melt a cast iron frying pan, shouldn't we be eating cooked crab? Just wondering...
4. Scene three: O.M.G. Adam and Eve. O.M.G.
(and, btw, who knew they had a pet dog with a jaunty outfit and a moustache?)
5. Scene four: Why oh why does the raccoon always have to be the one who has to do the laundry? Is it because his name in some languages translates as "wash-bear"? Maybe, but I think there's more to it. Raccoon Discrimination is NOT nice!
6. A pink Vacuum Cleaner?
7. I just have to say, "thank goodness Adam took that apple and got some fig leaves!" I was so offended by the explicit depiction of Adam's and Eve's unclothed bodies!
8. A "Dirty Thing: It is dirty and doesn't understand what it is"
Regarding Freudian Interpretations, this is where I rest my case.
Just one more thing,
CONGRATULATIONS TO MINOTO ON YOUR 100TH GAME!!!
(ahem, sorry for yelling)
6/3/10 16:11
debra
I know we all miss SS so I will give it a try
To do this game justice and not to make you cry
A boy is running to and fro and just doesn't know where to go,
Let's pick up this cooking utensil that is used in the Campus Festival
To the right we see a spot that fits
And the bottom melts through by the sun's heat
Right again and again, Maybe this monkey will help
And the cooking utensil with hole blows a soap bubble and a starlike appears
So who would like a star and what could it do?
Go left to the dog and he jumps to break the floating box to reveal a cleaner that doesn't break down
Nothing to vacuum, so who need suction? Left twice to the Boa (isn't there one in every auditorium?)And suck out the "apple that has failed though tried to be swallowed"
And now who wants an apple, go right twice to see
a boy and a girl who have just discovered their nudity...
We are "left" with an apple that man has eaten and a candle it becomes, lit by the sun, and gives a dirty thing who doesn't understand what it is
Right twice to the raccoon who is looking for something to wash...Oh, joy a usual key is revealed, Now just what is locked?
Left again and again and we free the captured sun..once right, place it in the sky
The wise boy and girl drop their fresh fig leaves due to the heat
Right, flying man needs new leaves and flying higher, gives you a box, his name is Tengu
Left twice, a crab helps to open the box which a pleased Tengu has given a set
So let's view the Hinamatsuri and remove the folding screen
Go left to the graduation scene and relieve this poor frantic boy
Give to him the folding screen and up he will climb!
What is he holding? The 100th game!
Thank You Minoto! for the continued entertainment!
6/3/10 16:35
irishenigma
ROFL!!!! I love Minoto but this game in her/his series was especially funny... ;)
Dedicated to ALL Walkthrough LifeSavers :D
SILLY SUMMARY aka WALKTHROUGH aka ...: *hehe*
PART ONE
It was a day like any other. I was mucking about when suddenly, I found myself standing in the middle of a graduation ceremony...that was strange enough, but the poor confused lad ...*graduate-to-be* (?) couldn't stop running to and fro, and suddenly waves of nausea descended upon me! blah!!!! I have officially arrived in the *Twilight Zone* and Rod Serling is calling to *what's his face* to find the darn stage already!!
Well, what the ... a frying pan on the floor! ... *don't try to make sense of why it is there in the first place*, just go with the flow! Hmmm...seems it is used in some kind of campus festival...haha! This should be interesting...lol! I'll *bite* (no pun intended...wait, what am I saying...haha!!!!!) Meanwhile, moving right along, I enter a room where the sun is locked up *what?*; I place the pan on top of the cage and *presto, chango*, the sun's heat melted the contents of my little pan, plus it now has a hole. This is getting better and better!!
Alright...what to do with the pan? Oh wait....is that a raccoon doing laundry over yonder? Why yes, it is...so, for no particular reason other than it just seems to make sense in my altered state, I hand the pan to the raccoon and a star from the soap bubbles appears. As for the pan...a mischievious monkey has taken possession of the pan and is gazing adoringly at his reflection! Hmmm...I think I will bop the dog on the head with the bubble-scrubbed star...hehe!! I am past the point of incredulity and observe, with amused interest, as a vacuum cleaner abra-cadabra's to the ground and into my inventory...the fine print states *it doesn't break down*
Now this is where I do a double take...back at the graduation ceremony a snake has slithered into the scene...AND, with a front row view and a suspicious *bump*! What...the sequel to *Snakes on a Plane* ????? Well, I have a vacuum and I'm not afraid to use it...I aim for that suspicious bump and deliver a failed apple only a snake could love ... EEECCKKK...someone PLEASE make that frenetic child stop with the running already!!!!!!!
Okay...we now digress toward the *wild side*...haha!!!!! I fed the *failed* apple to Adam and Eve *did someone say "set-up"* ... rofl!!!! Ohhhhh...what a buzz kill...our naked love children don last year's shrubs...and I am left with apple remains :(
Dejectedly, I trudge back to the room with the caged sun and put the apple in the cup on the table.
For reasons known only to the crab and the sun, Ms. Thing aka *Martha Stewart*, runs into the fireplace and up the ladder, leaving only a dirty thing that doesn't know what it is...oh good grief!
Well...if it is dirty, it can be washed so over to Ms. Racoon we go! Well...look! The dirty, confused thing is really a key!!! I think it is time to unlock the captured sun ...
After placing the sun back in the bright blue sky, it would appear a few unexpected items have been set free...hehe!!! Adam and Eve ripped off their shrubs and are standing in *full frontal* position...except...hmmm, looks like they have *strategically* crossed their legs...
Notice the leaf on the ground...run to the poor guy flapping his arms and give him the hand-me-down leaf...a short burst of energy allows him to *flap* up and knock the present out of the tree... *this just gets better and better...lolol!* Tengu had it, the crab opened it, I set gift at Hinamatsuri, swiped folding screen from pleased Tengu.....*deep breath*
FINALLY...with great ceremony, place the folding screen in front of the stage and breathe a sigh of relief as the poor uuber hyper, *direction-challenged* child walks on stage and receives a diploma!! You click on the diploma to see if it is actually real and you read these words "Thank you the 100th game". ????? You sneak several...ahem... *surprises* into his virgin punch and then go home, still wondering how he reached 100 games...lol!!!!!!!
I realize this Walkthrough/Story is a bit long and takes longer to read than actual game play...haha!!!! But, it is for your enjoyment, and dedicated to my great friends here at EG24 ;)
6/3/10 22:42
Saturday, March 6, 2010
The Tower of Eternity 55F
Written by: irishenigma
i am soooo addicted to these tower games...lol!!!! I love the robot toys...hehe!!!! I know this is an easy game, but I just felt like writing a walkthrough... ;) Enjoy!!!!
WALKTHROUGH:
Once upon a time, from a land far, far away, on a dark and stormy night, two friendly space friends flew over to say "hello", and unfortunately dropped a lovely red key! Anxious to help, I walked over to the large red box and noticed ?someone? had placed a bolted lock on it...hmmm! Well, seems we won't be unlocking this box today...however, the curiousity is killing me!! I did notice, though, that next to the pedestal with the red box was a small cabinet. Hidden, on the top shelf, is a small knife!!! Oh cool...I'm going to use this ;) Where, I don't know, but I like aura of being dangerous...lol! Oh LOOK!!!!! I see a shuttered window and it requires a "green" key...hmmm!!!! :) Now where can I find a green key...YES!!!! My eye wanders to the bottom shelf...next to the window is a yellow cabinet/closet and I see some fuel on the bottom shelf...I decide to "borrow" it...hehe!!!! I also discover the green key. WOW...what luck!!! It was taped to the cabinet so I ripped it off and opened the window :)
To my surprise, outside the window was another space friend, but he was tethered to a space pole. I wanted to help him on his way to parts unknown, so I filled his space ship with fuel, then cut the tether so he could fly away! He was so anxious to say "thank you" that he handed me a spanner...oh cool!!!!! Oh wait...LOOK!!!! The bottom rung of the pole has some black heiroglyphics on it; I take a closer look and whoo hoo...it's the code for the blue key!!!! :D Okay...seems I need to find the IC Card so I can escape this episode of *The Tower*...lol!
I think I'll look at that big red box again...now what do I have...oh, the spanner!!!!! Woot!! I use the spanner to remove the bolt and decide to store it away for a rainy day...! As soon as I remove the box, I notice the IC card on top of the pedestal...now we're cooking!!!
I open the box, swipe the IC card, enter the code from the space pole and *leave the building* ;) My space buddy left a cryptic note telling me to hang on to the red box...apparently, I'm going to see it in the next Tower episode! Hmmmm...ponders what this could possibly mean....?
THE END (until next time...lol)
**To Be Continued**
I just felt like telling a story tonight...lol!!! This was definitely one of the easier games in this series, and it was fun. :) Hope you enjoyed my silliness...lolol!!! :D
5/3/10 09:24
i am soooo addicted to these tower games...lol!!!! I love the robot toys...hehe!!!! I know this is an easy game, but I just felt like writing a walkthrough... ;) Enjoy!!!!
WALKTHROUGH:
Once upon a time, from a land far, far away, on a dark and stormy night, two friendly space friends flew over to say "hello", and unfortunately dropped a lovely red key! Anxious to help, I walked over to the large red box and noticed ?someone? had placed a bolted lock on it...hmmm! Well, seems we won't be unlocking this box today...however, the curiousity is killing me!! I did notice, though, that next to the pedestal with the red box was a small cabinet. Hidden, on the top shelf, is a small knife!!! Oh cool...I'm going to use this ;) Where, I don't know, but I like aura of being dangerous...lol! Oh LOOK!!!!! I see a shuttered window and it requires a "green" key...hmmm!!!! :) Now where can I find a green key...YES!!!! My eye wanders to the bottom shelf...next to the window is a yellow cabinet/closet and I see some fuel on the bottom shelf...I decide to "borrow" it...hehe!!!! I also discover the green key. WOW...what luck!!! It was taped to the cabinet so I ripped it off and opened the window :)
To my surprise, outside the window was another space friend, but he was tethered to a space pole. I wanted to help him on his way to parts unknown, so I filled his space ship with fuel, then cut the tether so he could fly away! He was so anxious to say "thank you" that he handed me a spanner...oh cool!!!!! Oh wait...LOOK!!!! The bottom rung of the pole has some black heiroglyphics on it; I take a closer look and whoo hoo...it's the code for the blue key!!!! :D Okay...seems I need to find the IC Card so I can escape this episode of *The Tower*...lol!
I think I'll look at that big red box again...now what do I have...oh, the spanner!!!!! Woot!! I use the spanner to remove the bolt and decide to store it away for a rainy day...! As soon as I remove the box, I notice the IC card on top of the pedestal...now we're cooking!!!
I open the box, swipe the IC card, enter the code from the space pole and *leave the building* ;) My space buddy left a cryptic note telling me to hang on to the red box...apparently, I'm going to see it in the next Tower episode! Hmmmm...ponders what this could possibly mean....?
THE END (until next time...lol)
**To Be Continued**
I just felt like telling a story tonight...lol!!! This was definitely one of the easier games in this series, and it was fun. :) Hope you enjoyed my silliness...lolol!!! :D
5/3/10 09:24
Cinderella - Find the Alphabets
Written by: zoz
Having heard this song waayy too many times today, my zozbrain has filled in the lyrics as follows (feel free to sing along; you all know the tune)
Strong prescription
Flash of Vision
You're flying coolly through the night
You tried to steal the neon gong
By the blue lake dawn
"Do you speak German?"
"Sure do, yeah, man"
He tried to stop you with a knife
Hey page us when your toenails heal
In Cay Volidaah
I don't actually know where Cay Volidaah is, but this is going to stay with me a long time.
3/3/10 22:51
Having heard this song waayy too many times today, my zozbrain has filled in the lyrics as follows (feel free to sing along; you all know the tune)
Strong prescription
Flash of Vision
You're flying coolly through the night
You tried to steal the neon gong
By the blue lake dawn
"Do you speak German?"
"Sure do, yeah, man"
He tried to stop you with a knife
Hey page us when your toenails heal
In Cay Volidaah
I don't actually know where Cay Volidaah is, but this is going to stay with me a long time.
3/3/10 22:51
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