Romeo and Juliet - Minoto

Written by: zoz and irishenigma

zoz
Romeo and Juliet Sing-A-Long
to the tune of A Wonderful Guy, from South Pacific
Click here for a Sing-A-Long video

I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in this game
And they’ll say I’m naïve as a babe to believe
That Minoto is real. No they’ll say that it’s lame.

Fearlessly I’ll face them and argue their doubts away,
Loudly I’ll sing about Tools for Cooking,
I’ll take my stance about Ponies who prance and say
Minoto is such a beautiful thing!
I’m not ashamed to reveal
How happy this game makes me feel

When the sailboat arrives at the dock and
The rope that Gulliver used is in hand
And I can choose the match that can be used
I know I've found a Minoto game

Penguins flying in planes with propellers
Bonfires burning along the roadway
Water that steams, oh it’s all like a dream
When I find a Minoto and play

Rope the Pony so Romeo hops on and goes
To the castle to get
(As the mouse flits around
And Thing bobs up and down)
His true love Juliet

When the blackmouth goosefish’s head lantern
Shines like a beacon so penguin can land
Take the propeller and create a fan
That will blow the football
To the net that is tall
And will catch the Mouse buzzing around

Dance Interlude (keep singing!)

When I'm down and confused and I'm feeling
Like I need something that's happy and gay
I know that I can always go and find
A Minoto to brighten my day

Spray (it drove recklessly) blows a ball up so we
Can make Gulliver’s shoes
Make a coin we can use
Like a driver that screws
To free Green Kitteh who

Eats the food of the thing that was bobbing
Knocking it down so the Powder pours out

Making a Sponge in a good condition
So the Pink
Arrow can

Show where fat
Girl should land

Where did two
People go?

Julia and
Romeo

Disappeared
In thin air

And live hap-
py somewhere

In this Land that is called Minotooooooooh!
9/25/2010 10:08 AM


irishenigma
FRENETIC WALKTHROUGH...A CAPELLA :)
Part 1

and so we open with:
*oh dear..oh no...which way do I go...which way do I go...who's on first...who cares...no, he is on third...then who is on second...I can't think ...what do I do...oh...oh...oh*

a pony who has obviously had too many double espressos at Starbucks is in the midst of a caffeine meltdown while the young boy is *hanging loose* in a comatose, zombie-like state....well...this is normal in MonotoVille but even here...someone needs to give this pony a handful of Valium, or give me the Valium! Okay...shall we see what the next scene brings...lol!

Well...somehow Gulliver escaped from the pages of his classic book and is standing in the *almost-docked* ship...touch his boat and magically it comes to port and ties itself up...don't you just love Minoto...lol! take the *rope that Gulliver used* and pick up the cooking tool before you continue on to find a fox that kicks a soccer ball...kicks a soccer ball...kicks a soccer...okay...*blame it on the pony*

speaking of the pony, take Gulliver's rope and finally get this poor frenzied animal harnassed...suddenly the boy comes to life, jumps on the pony and rides into another scene that only Minoto would think of...it seems you have arrived at a *sort of* castle and a young girl is peeking over the wall...a garbage can with a long neck and head is ... yes, you guessed it...performing the same action to distraction and, a spray can is wildly buzzing around the boy's head and it would appear that a mouse is at the controls.... *takes another shot of tequila* it helps...believe me.... before you leave this scene take the *cleaner that is left behind* and grab the match....
9/25/2010 6:47 PM

FRENETIC WALKTHROUGH
Part 2

hop into the scene with Gulliver and notice that even in Minotoland...spills exist and require clean-up, so....use the cleaner that was thrown away and what the....a blackmouth goosefish sporting the latest head gear...*the lantern of the head shines*...I don't even want to ask....well, I do but the answer will reveal itself soon enough...alright...onward!

just walk by the fox for now and notice that there is a plane hovering above a runway/highway...this must be the Minoto Harrier Jet...but I digress...light the match in the fire and then light the rest of the fire pits lining the runway; now, because this makes no sense at all we are going to do it...lol! place the goosefish to the left of the first fire pit and the hovering pilot is now able to land...but oops!!! one of the propellers just fell off...workmanship just isn't what it used to be...take the propeller and, before you leave the pilot...place the cooking tool over the fire.

now let us see Mr. Fox...take that propeller and place it in the object the soccer ball was bouncing off of and...a fan! make the fox kick the ball again and this time it ricochets into the *sign* and turns into a net to catch insects...lol! *and my computer doubles for an ATM...haha!* alright...back to the business at hand.

remember that irritating buzzing can...let's use the net to capture the can, thus eliminating one more frenetic, frantic object!!! now take the can to Gulliver and attach it on the end of the rope on the dock...a puff of *something* comes out and Gulliver then proceeds to stomp on what turns out to be a coin...*another shot of tequila...really starting to make sense now*... take this newly stomped coin and insert it into the machine *fox view* and out pops an egg with a small green cat...whoohooo!!! I think the cat should help the garbage can eat the *mystery* food on its plate...wow...garbage can just tipped over and out spills a powder containing various ingredients...ummmmm...nope, I do not want to know!

take the *icky* powder to the cooking tool and pour it in...*a sponge in a just good condition grilled up*....what?! *hello...my name is Alice and I just fell down a funny looking hole...* I am in Minoto...I am in Minoto...okay, take the grilled sponge and place it in front of the castle wall...the large, conspicuous pink arrow tells you where...lol!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Juliet jumps over wall on sponge and crushes poor boring Romeo and both disappear into large hole where apparently they are living happily *somewhere*.... *takes a double shot of tequila*.... And this, as they say, is the end!
9/25/2010 7:37 PM