Just Graduation 2

Written by: zoz, debra and irishenigma

zoz

I know I should keep quiet about this, but there are some things I really must say

1. Is our little genius now a Performance Artist (Suite with Frying Pan, perhaps)? Or, (and this seems more likely), is he just too stupid/lazy to figure out a way to get on the stage for his diploma? And, if he is, then shouldn't that preclude his getting said diploma?

3. And the seemingly pregnant snake... Oh Freud!!! You must be so sad to have missed this!

And all of that in just the first scene!

3. Scene two: If the sun's heat is enough to melt a cast iron frying pan, shouldn't we be eating cooked crab? Just wondering...

4. Scene three: O.M.G. Adam and Eve. O.M.G.
(and, btw, who knew they had a pet dog with a jaunty outfit and a moustache?)

5. Scene four: Why oh why does the raccoon always have to be the one who has to do the laundry? Is it because his name in some languages translates as "wash-bear"? Maybe, but I think there's more to it. Raccoon Discrimination is NOT nice!

6. A pink Vacuum Cleaner?

7. I just have to say, "thank goodness Adam took that apple and got some fig leaves!" I was so offended by the explicit depiction of Adam's and Eve's unclothed bodies!

8. A "Dirty Thing: It is dirty and doesn't understand what it is"
Regarding Freudian Interpretations, this is where I rest my case.

Just one more thing,

CONGRATULATIONS TO MINOTO ON YOUR 100TH GAME!!!
(ahem, sorry for yelling)
6/3/10 16:11



debra

I know we all miss SS so I will give it a try
To do this game justice and not to make you cry

A boy is running to and fro and just doesn't know where to go,
Let's pick up this cooking utensil that is used in the Campus Festival

To the right we see a spot that fits
And the bottom melts through by the sun's heat

Right again and again, Maybe this monkey will help
And the cooking utensil with hole blows a soap bubble and a starlike appears

So who would like a star and what could it do?
Go left to the dog and he jumps to break the floating box to reveal a cleaner that doesn't break down

Nothing to vacuum, so who need suction? Left twice to the Boa (isn't there one in every auditorium?)And suck out the "apple that has failed though tried to be swallowed"

And now who wants an apple, go right twice to see
a boy and a girl who have just discovered their nudity...

We are "left" with an apple that man has eaten and a candle it becomes, lit by the sun, and gives a dirty thing who doesn't understand what it is

Right twice to the raccoon who is looking for something to wash...Oh, joy a usual key is revealed, Now just what is locked?

Left again and again and we free the captured sun..once right, place it in the sky
The wise boy and girl drop their fresh fig leaves due to the heat

Right, flying man needs new leaves and flying higher, gives you a box, his name is Tengu

Left twice, a crab helps to open the box which a pleased Tengu has given a set
So let's view the Hinamatsuri and remove the folding screen

Go left to the graduation scene and relieve this poor frantic boy
Give to him the folding screen and up he will climb!
What is he holding? The 100th game!

Thank You Minoto! for the continued entertainment!
6/3/10 16:35



irishenigma

ROFL!!!! I love Minoto but this game in her/his series was especially funny... ;)

Dedicated to ALL Walkthrough LifeSavers :D

SILLY SUMMARY aka WALKTHROUGH aka ...: *hehe*
PART ONE

It was a day like any other. I was mucking about when suddenly, I found myself standing in the middle of a graduation ceremony...that was strange enough, but the poor confused lad ...*graduate-to-be* (?) couldn't stop running to and fro, and suddenly waves of nausea descended upon me! blah!!!! I have officially arrived in the *Twilight Zone* and Rod Serling is calling to *what's his face* to find the darn stage already!!

Well, what the ... a frying pan on the floor! ... *don't try to make sense of why it is there in the first place*, just go with the flow! Hmmm...seems it is used in some kind of campus festival...haha! This should be interesting...lol! I'll *bite* (no pun intended...wait, what am I saying...haha!!!!!) Meanwhile, moving right along, I enter a room where the sun is locked up *what?*; I place the pan on top of the cage and *presto, chango*, the sun's heat melted the contents of my little pan, plus it now has a hole. This is getting better and better!!

Alright...what to do with the pan? Oh wait....is that a raccoon doing laundry over yonder? Why yes, it is...so, for no particular reason other than it just seems to make sense in my altered state, I hand the pan to the raccoon and a star from the soap bubbles appears. As for the pan...a mischievious monkey has taken possession of the pan and is gazing adoringly at his reflection! Hmmm...I think I will bop the dog on the head with the bubble-scrubbed star...hehe!! I am past the point of incredulity and observe, with amused interest, as a vacuum cleaner abra-cadabra's to the ground and into my inventory...the fine print states *it doesn't break down*

Now this is where I do a double take...back at the graduation ceremony a snake has slithered into the scene...AND, with a front row view and a suspicious *bump*! What...the sequel to *Snakes on a Plane* ????? Well, I have a vacuum and I'm not afraid to use it...I aim for that suspicious bump and deliver a failed apple only a snake could love ... EEECCKKK...someone PLEASE make that frenetic child stop with the running already!!!!!!!

Okay...we now digress toward the *wild side*...haha!!!!! I fed the *failed* apple to Adam and Eve *did someone say "set-up"* ... rofl!!!! Ohhhhh...what a buzz kill...our naked love children don last year's shrubs...and I am left with apple remains :(

Dejectedly, I trudge back to the room with the caged sun and put the apple in the cup on the table.

For reasons known only to the crab and the sun, Ms. Thing aka *Martha Stewart*, runs into the fireplace and up the ladder, leaving only a dirty thing that doesn't know what it is...oh good grief!

Well...if it is dirty, it can be washed so over to Ms. Racoon we go! Well...look! The dirty, confused thing is really a key!!! I think it is time to unlock the captured sun ...

After placing the sun back in the bright blue sky, it would appear a few unexpected items have been set free...hehe!!! Adam and Eve ripped off their shrubs and are standing in *full frontal* position...except...hmmm, looks like they have *strategically* crossed their legs...

Notice the leaf on the ground...run to the poor guy flapping his arms and give him the hand-me-down leaf...a short burst of energy allows him to *flap* up and knock the present out of the tree... *this just gets better and better...lolol!* Tengu had it, the crab opened it, I set gift at Hinamatsuri, swiped folding screen from pleased Tengu.....*deep breath*

FINALLY...with great ceremony, place the folding screen in front of the stage and breathe a sigh of relief as the poor uuber hyper, *direction-challenged* child walks on stage and receives a diploma!! You click on the diploma to see if it is actually real and you read these words "Thank you the 100th game". ????? You sneak several...ahem... *surprises* into his virgin punch and then go home, still wondering how he reached 100 games...lol!!!!!!!

I realize this Walkthrough/Story is a bit long and takes longer to read than actual game play...haha!!!! But, it is for your enjoyment, and dedicated to my great friends here at EG24 ;)
6/3/10 22:42