Three Bears - Minoto

Written by: small-tool and zoz

small-tool
nokra is asking for more.
Well here is one more;

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In the opening scene we see a silly spoiled brat sitting in the house of the three bears. A PACKAGE is on the floor, let's take it RIGHT away.
In the next scene; An empty bedroom and a TEST TUBE on the floor, let's take it RIGHT away.
Followed by a scene with a matchstick girl, an energizer bunny and a SHELL on the ground, let's take it RIGHT away.
Then the last scene (no more money for more sceneries); A stuck critter on an island and a PENCIL SHARPENER and a SHELL on the ground, let's take it. Let's turn on the tap and then fill the test tube so it's a TEST TUBE WITH WATER, but the critter is LEFT there.
Let's open that freezer and freeze the water in our tube so it's a STICK OF ICE. The energizer bunny is LEFT there and the matchstick girl is LEFT there too.
The STICK OF ICE goes into the PENCIL SHARPENER to make POWDER OF ICE that we feed to the spoiled brat so she becomes hyper and runs away. And that's our chance to take the GAS CYLINDER. That was the RIGHT thing to do, RIGHT ? yes.
The energizer bunny makes a lot of fuzz but gets nothing done, so we use the GAS on the GRASS. That works and now we can take the SCISSORS and finally open that PACKAGE to get a BELL. Meanwhile the bunny has LEFT and the spoiled brat fell asleep on the bed. Let's wake her just for fun. So hang the BELL on the stand and ring it. Well, that created a lot of activity but in the end taking the THIRD SHELL is all that's LEFT to do.
The wall looks like it can use some SHELLS so why not hang them there and maybe, just maybe, a mouse will come out of the floor if we click the crack in that floor. And yes it does, but who cares about that mouse because there is also every escapers dream object; a SCREWDRIVER to take. That's far more important, RIGHT ? RIGHT !
Now that we have a SCREWDRIVER taking away the WHEEL from the wagon of that matchstick girl seems the RIGHT thing to do.
But it's just a wheel, let's throw it in the water and poke it once. Well it moves that's all. Let's poke that pink one once as well. Ok it moves too, so what, that's no fun. Let's poke that critter and yes finally some action. It runs to the beach so we can catch that CRITTER. But now it seems there's nothing LEFT to do here anymore. No nothing LEFT to do here.
Let's see if the CRITTER get's eaten by the snake when we give it to her. Well, that was unexpected. The snake is scared, the spoiled brat goes through to the chimney and then... strangely enough the bears help her back on her feet while that juvenile delinquent broke into their house, ate all their food, slept in their beds and did who knows what criminal things more.
Well, we knew it before, it only could end like this, because there is always only one method end.
8/8/10 01:27

zoz
MinotOZ

Somewhere over the rainbow
I will go,
To a land that I heard of
The land of Minoto.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

Someday I'll play a game online
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.

Where troubles melt like lemon drops
And Three Bears pause for photo-ops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Test tubes freeze.
And Miami Mom Blesses You
Whenever you sneeze.

Frozen water from test tube
Can be laid
Into the sharpener so
Ice Cream can then be made


I'll pick up sea-shells one - two - three
And put them on the wall where the
Girl's waiting

I'll put the ice cream in her cup
And watch her as she eats it up
And starts somnambulating

Wake the blue mouse from sleeping
So he can
Grab the pink Screwdriver
and place it into our hand

Then a plethora of events unfolds
Herpestidae aka mongooses
Show us they're bold

The mongoose kills the Freudian Snake
And that's about all that it takes
The Girl goes

Up the chimney and then she falls
To earth where she's greeted by all
Her Bear Amigos

Somewhere over Minoto
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over Minoto.
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Around Minoto
Why, oh why can't I?

apologies to Harold Arlen (music) and Yip Harburg (lyrics) and also to all the munchkins and the Scarecrow and the TinMan and the Cowardly Lion and, of course, Dorothy and Toto, too!
8/8/10 08:24

Click here for a karaoke version of the song.