The Temple

Written by: Prid

JokeThrough

You don't know anything about your past, and you've been gone for over 100 Years. What you relize the Moment you awake from the Pretty Dreamland ... IS YOUR DEAD BODY?!?!? OMG, I am a Free Soul (too bad for my body) - these are your first thoughts. It's rude to take others Shirt, but it is me though, so I'll just BORROW my own Shirt! WOW, a shiny Golden Ligher next to my pocket - this has to be my lucky day :)
I'll just leave me Body, and move Right. Woot, a Nice Statue which I can BORROW stuff from (this really has to be my lucky day)! Wait, where is Da Arm? I nice-looking statue WITHOUT an Arm. That is totally ... AWESOME!!! Oh no, the Statue hypnotized me, and made me like it (ew, gross). I have got to Avenge myself by smashing the Statue with its own arm, which is on the Floor. SMASH - a Key appeared. Let's Move 3 Times to the Left, and take the Tree Branch, which I don't know why I need (hard to carry too many unnecessary stuff, but they might come in handy - who knows)! Let us Move Right, and Use the Stairway to Attic. Once upstairs, Move Right and zoom in on the Black Dot of the Eye. Excuse me, Mr. Walkthrough Teller - I am the one who is guiding this brainless person! Let's take the Half Key, and put it together with the one we have in our inventory (I am already tired). Gimme a break, will ya?

Okay, zoom out. Ummmm... umm... I forgot!! Just Move Right. OH! Take the Fuel Can, my fortune teller told me that it would bring us luck. Move all the way Left, and then Downstairs! Move Right, and then use the Golden, Shiny, Beautifully, Pretty Key on the Door (we had so much fun together - *crying*). Oh well, that was the Keys faith (not mine, fortunately)! Enter Door, and then enter door again (does this make any sense). Take Golden Sword, which I hope everyone knows where it is ... oh, Come on! Okay, okay. The Golden Sword is on Bottom-Right of the Game Screen (wow, that was soo hard. "Dumb person responding: really?" - No, NOT REALLY) Walk all the long way to the Left, and take the Ruby! Move 2 Steps Right, tra la la, and then Move DOOOOWWWWNNN ..... TWICE! Move back Upstairs, and put the Ruby on the Eye Dot. Then, get back to the Door (sorry, too lazy telling you how to do everthing - I am not your baby sitter. Do I look like one to you)! Enter Door, and enter the Secret Door (find out yourself where it is - tipsFLOORtips - don't think you'll crack that code, haha)! Use Shirt on Tree Branch, pour Liquid on Torch, lit up with Lighter. There you got a Torch (man, I need to get a new job), so MOVE DOWN (I don't know why I am guiding you through this game of yours, even though you're not really in it :S)! Move Down, and then Move Right all the way, until you see some creepy skeletons. Cut off Medallion with Sword, and Move all the way to the Left! Don't look at those 2 Guard, but just Move Forward (I have to PEE - *starts crying like a baby*). Pour Fuel on both Lights, and lit 'em up with Lighter! Enter another Secret Door (can't .. hold .. any .. longer)! Move all the Way to Down Town, and enter Door! And there .... you're ... FINSIHED!

*CELEBRATING PARTY*

Oh, there is a BUG!!! Get it off me, get if off me.... Oh, it's a Game Bug, haha (I knew that). This is the end, but there is a Bug, so GOOD NIGHT - I mean, GOOD BYE FOREVER (finally)!

This Walkthrough was just an Idea I had, but I don't think it's as funny as I thought it would be. However, just enjoy this Walkthrough and tell me your thoughts about it :D

Type: Funny Walkthrough Enjoy-able
Time Used: approx 40 Minutes
Written By: Prid
25/1/10 21:21