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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Romeo and Juliet - Minoto

Written by: zoz and irishenigma

zoz
Romeo and Juliet Sing-A-Long
to the tune of A Wonderful Guy, from South Pacific
Click here for a Sing-A-Long video

I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
Of my proud protestations of faith in this game
And they’ll say I’m naïve as a babe to believe
That Minoto is real. No they’ll say that it’s lame.

Fearlessly I’ll face them and argue their doubts away,
Loudly I’ll sing about Tools for Cooking,
I’ll take my stance about Ponies who prance and say
Minoto is such a beautiful thing!
I’m not ashamed to reveal
How happy this game makes me feel

When the sailboat arrives at the dock and
The rope that Gulliver used is in hand
And I can choose the match that can be used
I know I've found a Minoto game

Penguins flying in planes with propellers
Bonfires burning along the roadway
Water that steams, oh it’s all like a dream
When I find a Minoto and play

Rope the Pony so Romeo hops on and goes
To the castle to get
(As the mouse flits around
And Thing bobs up and down)
His true love Juliet

When the blackmouth goosefish’s head lantern
Shines like a beacon so penguin can land
Take the propeller and create a fan
That will blow the football
To the net that is tall
And will catch the Mouse buzzing around

Dance Interlude (keep singing!)

When I'm down and confused and I'm feeling
Like I need something that's happy and gay
I know that I can always go and find
A Minoto to brighten my day

Spray (it drove recklessly) blows a ball up so we
Can make Gulliver’s shoes
Make a coin we can use
Like a driver that screws
To free Green Kitteh who

Eats the food of the thing that was bobbing
Knocking it down so the Powder pours out

Making a Sponge in a good condition
So the Pink
Arrow can

Show where fat
Girl should land

Where did two
People go?

Julia and
Romeo

Disappeared
In thin air

And live hap-
py somewhere

In this Land that is called Minotooooooooh!
9/25/2010 10:08 AM


irishenigma
FRENETIC WALKTHROUGH...A CAPELLA :)
Part 1

and so we open with:
*oh dear..oh no...which way do I go...which way do I go...who's on first...who cares...no, he is on third...then who is on second...I can't think ...what do I do...oh...oh...oh*

a pony who has obviously had too many double espressos at Starbucks is in the midst of a caffeine meltdown while the young boy is *hanging loose* in a comatose, zombie-like state....well...this is normal in MonotoVille but even here...someone needs to give this pony a handful of Valium, or give me the Valium! Okay...shall we see what the next scene brings...lol!

Well...somehow Gulliver escaped from the pages of his classic book and is standing in the *almost-docked* ship...touch his boat and magically it comes to port and ties itself up...don't you just love Minoto...lol! take the *rope that Gulliver used* and pick up the cooking tool before you continue on to find a fox that kicks a soccer ball...kicks a soccer ball...kicks a soccer...okay...*blame it on the pony*

speaking of the pony, take Gulliver's rope and finally get this poor frenzied animal harnassed...suddenly the boy comes to life, jumps on the pony and rides into another scene that only Minoto would think of...it seems you have arrived at a *sort of* castle and a young girl is peeking over the wall...a garbage can with a long neck and head is ... yes, you guessed it...performing the same action to distraction and, a spray can is wildly buzzing around the boy's head and it would appear that a mouse is at the controls.... *takes another shot of tequila* it helps...believe me.... before you leave this scene take the *cleaner that is left behind* and grab the match....
9/25/2010 6:47 PM

FRENETIC WALKTHROUGH
Part 2

hop into the scene with Gulliver and notice that even in Minotoland...spills exist and require clean-up, so....use the cleaner that was thrown away and what the....a blackmouth goosefish sporting the latest head gear...*the lantern of the head shines*...I don't even want to ask....well, I do but the answer will reveal itself soon enough...alright...onward!

just walk by the fox for now and notice that there is a plane hovering above a runway/highway...this must be the Minoto Harrier Jet...but I digress...light the match in the fire and then light the rest of the fire pits lining the runway; now, because this makes no sense at all we are going to do it...lol! place the goosefish to the left of the first fire pit and the hovering pilot is now able to land...but oops!!! one of the propellers just fell off...workmanship just isn't what it used to be...take the propeller and, before you leave the pilot...place the cooking tool over the fire.

now let us see Mr. Fox...take that propeller and place it in the object the soccer ball was bouncing off of and...a fan! make the fox kick the ball again and this time it ricochets into the *sign* and turns into a net to catch insects...lol! *and my computer doubles for an ATM...haha!* alright...back to the business at hand.

remember that irritating buzzing can...let's use the net to capture the can, thus eliminating one more frenetic, frantic object!!! now take the can to Gulliver and attach it on the end of the rope on the dock...a puff of *something* comes out and Gulliver then proceeds to stomp on what turns out to be a coin...*another shot of tequila...really starting to make sense now*... take this newly stomped coin and insert it into the machine *fox view* and out pops an egg with a small green cat...whoohooo!!! I think the cat should help the garbage can eat the *mystery* food on its plate...wow...garbage can just tipped over and out spills a powder containing various ingredients...ummmmm...nope, I do not want to know!

take the *icky* powder to the cooking tool and pour it in...*a sponge in a just good condition grilled up*....what?! *hello...my name is Alice and I just fell down a funny looking hole...* I am in Minoto...I am in Minoto...okay, take the grilled sponge and place it in front of the castle wall...the large, conspicuous pink arrow tells you where...lol!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Juliet jumps over wall on sponge and crushes poor boring Romeo and both disappear into large hole where apparently they are living happily *somewhere*.... *takes a double shot of tequila*.... And this, as they say, is the end!
9/25/2010 7:37 PM

Gazzyboy Classroom Escape - Explanation

Written by: small-tool

Shadowfied
*Sigh*
The games Gazzyboy "purchases" from "FlashGamesMart" is just so idiotic.
There's just SO many things here that doesn't make sense..
Here's a few random..

- Why would someone "hide" a "Chalk Piece" inside a "Duster"?
- Why would someone open a "Duster" with a Pencil?
- Why put glue ON TOP of the "Duster" when putting it back together?
- After taking the item inside the box that was locked with a code ("OPEN") the text-box changes to "0000" like it was a number combination-lock.

Everytime I play these games I just facepalm at pretty much everything. I feel sorry for the person who develops the games, and even more for "Gazzyboy" (whoever he is) who buys the games..
9/25/2010 3:16 PM

small-tool
Shadowfield,

- Back in the old days pupils used to steal the chalk pieces from their teachers. This went on for years till one clever teacher discovered a chalk piece can be hidden perfectly in a duster. Since that day it's very common in a lot of countries to put chalk pieces in dusters.

- Nowadays schools all have metal detectors so you can't smuggle knifes into a classroom. So the only way to open a duster is with a sharp pencil.

- If you don't glue the top back on the duster there's a risk your hand slides off while dusting the blackboard. Your nails could break or worse; your nails would make that awfull screeching sound going over the blackboard.

- A text code box changing into a number box code after opening was invented during the second world war. It was a kind of last defence to secret agents opening a code box. The idea behind it was to confuse the one who opened the box so much that they instantly went mad. Thinking; 'huh, I cracked this code with letters didn't I? How can this be' Sometimes some spies were even found dead besides the box with a crazy smile on their face.
9/25/2010 4:00 PM

Guliver's Travels - Minoto

Written by: zoz

SingAlong Minoto
To the tune of "My Way" as sung by Frank Sinatra
@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU

First Round
And now Minoto’s here

And so we all are so excited

My friends this much is clear

We play this game to be delighted



We take the opener
That’s near the Fox Cop on the jail floor
Don’t look at Naked King!
(He’ll make your eyes sore)

The monster wears his heart
Upon his sleeve, though he’s impounded
Use opener to free the little bee –
Flutters are sounded

Go back to the first scene
And click the switch to change the light’s glow
The bee makes Fox Cop run!
This is Minoto.

Look! The scared Fox cop left his key!
Arrested king is now free to go
Avert your eyes, don’t be surprised
When you see Santa has arrived
Then reindeer comes; they fly away
This is Minoto

Fox Cop is in pursuit
Of Santa and his trusty reindeer
Wood choppers are so cute
But we must go, we cannot stay here

We’ll take the Carry sled
Where luggage can be put and carried
And use it by the shed
Extraordinary!

Take the 50 gallon drums away
And liberate the strong machine


It really makes the chopper’s day
And we can set Gulliver free
Then give the nail to Frankensteen
‘Cause it’s Minoto

Yes, it's Minoto


Second Round
The monster’s heart is warm
Not only that, it is a plant mind,
On which the soul is borne
It gives the tree the strength of his kind

To knock away the man
Who has been chopping on him all day
And now we have an ax
We’ll do this our way

Cut rope to free the boat
So Gulliver can sail the high seas
In travels where he floats
In favourite adventures which please

Game players everywhere
But we’re not done with this game, oh no
There’s more, much more than this
To this Minoto

Yes, there's more to this than just one end
There is a second method, too
One in which Santa plays a part
After the monster gives his heart
So we must go, because you know
This is Minoto

Go back and play the game
Up to the point where tree awakens
Then take the ax back where
Dwarf was forsaken

(We’ve played and clicked all things
We never tire, even when losing
The games that each week brings
Because they all are so amusing)

Next use the jail key to free the guy
Give him the ax, which he’ll make fly
To the cop’s car to cut the wheels
And free the naked king who feels
That he is Santa who was caught
But now he is free!

This is Minoto

9/17/2010 9:08 AM

Full
Click here to go directly to the "my way" song
9/17/2010 9:09 AM

Naked King - Minoto

Written by: small-tool

In case zoz really wants a day off;
Here's a substitute (but only once, it's very hard to do this)
It's on the music of Dancing Queen from Abba.
But zoz, please feel free to do another (better) one if you want to

Nicking the Naked King

Ooh you go right, look around, taking the cans off the ground.
Ooh you go right, take that comb, combing the dog at home.

Yellow tap and the other pink,
Place the cans in the orange sink.
Give the crab the cans, used it, getting in the air,
You grab the nut right there.
Any birdie could crush that nut,
Chicks to feed, now that nut is cut.
With a click the strange driver, openening the box.
You're in the box with knobs,
And with your money dots...

You take the painting quick, lasers gone, only button trick,
Elephant, do your thing, take decolorant, oh yeah.
Doggy's hair, you can make, not to be seen but not fake.,
Oooh, driver thing, use it cool, screwing the ladder tool.

Use a ladder, you turn 'em on,
Click that entry and then you're done.
Looking out for an item, empty one will do.
Giving the mouse that string,
And when you give the king...

He is the naked king, old and mean, almost see his thing.
Naked king, feel the beat from the cop his swing, oh yeah.
You got beat, You did crime, sitting the rest of your time.
Oooh, see that king, see his thing, nicking the naked king.

Nicking the naked king.

9/10/2010 6:07 AM

Full
Click here for the Dancing Queen karaoke version.
9/10/2010 7:03 AM

North Wind and Sun - Minoto

Written by: zoz

North Wind and Sun Through
To the tune of "Norwegian Wood" by the Beatles

(first verse)

I once played a game,
Or should I say
That game played me.
Minoto has one
Method of fun:
North Wind and Sun.
I picked up a Pediform Stick in a scene of despair,
So I traveled on and encountered a Shark in the air.
I took a CD
From a Blue Bird,
Shooting with glee
A little Baby
Who looks like Mom
From Miami.
The Shark liked the music so much that he started to dance,
The blade of his dorsal fin fell to the ground and by chance,
It fit like a glove
On the stick of
Satan who loves
To cut ropes that hold
Little Pink Buns.
North Wind and Sun.

(second verse)

I took the Strong Rope
Because I hoped
It would make smoke.
And lickety-split
I cut a bit
Of straw and lit
The straw strong and dry then ignited and freed Paper Doll.
The Doll that was hanging and was not pedating at all.
Then I made a stick,
And I was quick,
Monkey was slick.
He did not tremble
As the Gongtats
Downed the Cymbal.
The Cymbal saved Baby from arrows shot by the Blue Bird
The Pick that resulted had sharp angle (or so I’ve heard)
The pick cracked the ice
Which the Cloud thought
Was really nice.
The Ice (feel it cold)
Made the cloud bold
It puffed some cold

(third verse)

Air onto the Sun
Who then arose
& warmed everyone
The good deed was done.
Method of One.
Isn’t it fun?
There was an ice world at the season of summer, but then
A warm climate came for cooperation of North Wind.
Now animals run
And they have fun,
Warmed by the Sun.
Minoto has tons
Of good clean fun;
North Wind and Sun.
9/03/2010 11:41 AM


Edgar
Speaking of having fun with played games again (@mgkanda), I had to replay Minoto twice along with the song-through... and replaying the song thrice each game, lol!

Loved it @zoz!!!! YOU ARE GREAT!! THANKS :)

And since Ellie is not around now, I'm giving you the link to a...
Norwegian Wood karaoke version :D
9/03/2010 4:31 PM

Friend's Room Escape

Written by: small-tool and Full

Full
True, the game is very short and easy and we might call it stupid but i think we must not forget that maybe it´s made by a very young person?
Me myself i adore escape games and because of me so does my 7 year old son (poor child) His dream( and mine, lol) is to make a escape game himself, so there might be a posibility that this game is made by somebody like him?

If so, congratulations Mitarashidango!

If not, well... stupid game.
9/02/2010 10:02 AM

small-tool
SHAME-ON-YOU-THROUGH
Once upon a time in a very small town somewhere in Japan lived a little girl called Mitarashidango. Her parents were very poor so she couldn't go to school and had to work in the deep dark mines 12 hours a day. But she was very bright and when she came home she studied hard all night. She only slept 2 hours, then ate some raw bamboo and went back to the mines.
But what nobody knew was she always took something home from the mines. Sometimes a screw and the other day a piece of wire. After some years of hard studie and smuggling things from the mines she could build her own computer and wireless internet connection.
By the time see was 7 she had seen everything on the internet and discovered she really liked the EG24 site the best. To honour that site she decided to make her first escape game and called it "Friends Room", because the people there were her only friends.
On the second of september she proudly released her game and on the morning of the third she commited suicide because her only friends told her it was stupid. All that she left was a little note and on that note was; Go right-take key-use key on door-go right-open blue door-conglats.
9/02/2010 12:05 PM

Full
Wow Small-tool , what a sad sad story :-(

The good thing though, now she commited suicide, is that she will never bother us again with her games, no?
9/02/2010 12:14 PM

small-tool
Well Full, I'm not sure about that. I think she will come back as a ghost and haunt us with some games so full of bugs that you wish you could play a combined 123bee/gazzy all day long. And worse; it will be a game you can't turn off; something like that movie The Ring, or some other creepy Japanese manga/horror thing.
9/02/2010 12:19 PM

Full
Please Small-tool, you´re scaring the hell out of me :-(

Dear Mitarashidango; if you read this ( assuming you still haven´t killed yourself) i must say that the game you made is one of the best Escape games i have ever played at EG24, it´s very amusing, difficult and pleasant to play. Nice graphics too. Please make more of these for us, at least twice a week if you can.
But if you had decided to leave this world already, and you are a ghost now, please don´t get any ideas from Small-tool regarding the combined 123bee/gazzy. That was just a joke from him.
Keep the good games coming!
Regards,
Full
9/02/2010 12:36 PM

Kamennokennjya Escape

Written by: small-tool

WALKTHROOUGH
- Keep clicking the white arrow till all the blue and green text is gone.

LOTS OF BOTTLES SCENE
- Go right

TOP LEFT; GREEN & RED TEXT BAR SCENE
- Click the text on the bottom right of the screen to zoom in and take the SCISSORS.
- Use the scissors on the green & red text bar on the top left to take the CROWBAR out of the envelope?
- Use the crowbar on the text under the green & red text bar to take the TWEEZERS.
- Go right 2x.

DOOR ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SCREEN SCENE
- Use the crowbar on the black text above the grey text on the bottom middle to get the KNIFE.
- Go right.

LOTS OF BOTTLES SCENE
- Use the knife on the shorter text on the top right to get the PURPLE CIRCLE PAPER.
- Go right.

TOP LEFT; GREEN & RED TEXT BAR SCENE
- First use the scissors and then the tweezers on the text on the middle of the screen to get the BLACK CIRCLE PAPER.
- Go right.

DOOR ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN SCENE
- Use the knife on the text in the middle of the screen (to the right of the drawers) to get a LONG KNIFE/SCISSORS THING.
- Use the long knife scissors thing on the the text to the top right of that text in the middle of the screen (above the grey/black pump handle thing) to get the RED CIRCLE PAPER.
- Click the text on the door and you're out.
- CONGLATULATIONS.

But maybe there are more endings because while writing this walkthrough I clicked on the door without having the long knife/scissors thing and the red circle paper and I was out too and also with conglatulations.
Anyway, since we have to wait for Xenon or Trisana to translate all the text here is an alternative 'made up' storyline:

An evil Lab-assisitent locked you up in the lab because you found out his plans for world domination. You have to escape, but before that you have to find his secret cruel plans he wrote down in 3 mysterious cirlce codes.

- You know that somewhere around those bottles is a part of the plan, but you also know you can't take them yet so you go right.
- You remembered you hid a pair of scissors in some text under the drawers so you take them.
- With those scissors you open the envelope (that's always on the top left of the screen) and the magic crowbar that fits in an enevelope unfolds.
- Suddenly you realize that a long time ago you stacked some tweezers in the wall under the envelope, so you use the crowbar to get them.
- You go two times right to see the big cupboard where you hid the knife in the bottom part so the evil one couldn't kill you. Use the crowbar to get it.
- Now back to the bottles. You look around and suddenly you see on the right side under the bottles the text 'part of the evil plan' and you decide to use your knife there because there might be a part of the evil plan. And bingo, you found the purple part.
- Back at the green/red text bar place you see some text under the drawer. It says first use your scissors here and then your tweezers. You do so and... Yes the black part of the plan.
- Going right you see the little cabinet next to the drawers and you remember you hid some more sharp things there to protect yourself from the evil one. With your knife you open the cabinet and you take the long cutting things.
- Well that's something real handy because with that thing you can reach the higher text above the pump thing. You can't read the text but you think it says; 'last part of the plan that you will never get because you're too short'. 'Haha', you think, 'who's not tall must be smart or must have a long tool'. And now that you have a long tool you don't have to be smart. Just use it and there it is; the last part of the plan.
- For a moment you think; 'it's a trick, maybe there are more parts of the plan', but you feel tired and can't be bothered anymore. You've done enough to save the world and out you go.
8/30/2010 3:09 AM